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Hamish

He is a fucking lanky screeching cunt who teaches Physics. He then moans about it to anyone because why the fuck not and is generally a fucking bell end who sucks on dogs bollocks.
Don't be such a Hamish you cunt.
by Alright karma March 5, 2019
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Hamish Mehta

Extremely long dick, at least 30 inches long
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Hamish

The appropriate plural diction for the singular word "Homie". The definition is derived from a science fictional world described in the Foundation Series of books written by Isaac Asimov. A group of native farmers live on a planet called Trantor and do nothing but farm and enjoy each others company through a vast amount of empty time due to the eternal daylight provided by their double-sun solar system. Their nation is known as Hame and they are the Hamish (pronounced "hammish"). Do to their infamous downtime, the vernacular "homie" who "chills" (or relaxes during a large amount of downtime on a regular basis) has thus been adopted into the plural "Hamish" group of individuals depending on his geographical location and social status.
"I was just chillin' with my hamish."
"I was just chillin' with the hamish."
"Don't fuck wit my/the hamish unless you tryna get bracked, fool."
"My/The hamish hooked it up!"
"Imma hit up my/the hamish cause im tryna chill. Maybe play some bp or whatever."
by Hamish Collective August 31, 2011
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Hatfishing

When someone on a dating site wears a hat in all their pictures to conceal the fact that they are bald.
This guy is wearing either a cowboy hat or a bandana in every picture. I think he is hatfishing me. He said to send a selfie so I texted him a picture of Betty White.
by Nigger In My Bumhole 69420666 January 13, 2019
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Hamish

Fat and arrogant, yet knowledgeable in useless ways. Lazy. Unable to understand others feelings or enjoy anything besides fighting. Generally unagreeable and nasty. Lonely and obsessive.
Quit picking fights about shit you don't even care about Hamish!
by hackermaster765447 December 20, 2013
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hamfisted meme

A meme so horribly shoved into any situation, often a case of some inbred Tumblrina getting angry at someone and littering their comment section with a unrelated picture, lyrics from a song, a copypasta text meme or something like that in order to litter a comments section with immature spam. It's never a logical argument and just shows the poster is pathetic.
Finalspin could not think of any logical argument against the picture that showed there are only two genders, she then copied the description and in a hamfisted meme, tried to work that one old TV show "Wheel of Fortune" in her version of it as she posted into the comments section, proving she was braindead and was a inbred SJW.
by The Painful Reality November 11, 2017
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Hamish

An absolute FOP. Better off known as the guy with the excessive facial hair, or the guy who manages to scare the hell out of entire crowds with his extremely loud and random outbursts of laughter. He can be recognised out of large gatherings by his large brow ridge, which epitomises the theory of evolution. He also posesses the ability to make almost anyone laugh and is rarely seen alone, or without his precious side-kicks fetus button or sid.
i really love that hamish guy because his girlfriend has massive calf muscles.
by monstherr March 8, 2010
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