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French haggis

to French haggis someone is to pull down there trousers and french kiss there genitalia
Mike : Woa did you see what nick done to pete!?
Mark : Ye he french haggised him in the middle of the maths corridor:O
by Mark Spidon March 12, 2009
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douche haggis

The most disgusting variation of "dousche bag". It's a person that is rude, fat, smells bad, stupid, and for some reason is as arrogant as hell and ruins the day of any person that comes within a few feet of them whether it's their rudeness or horrible body odor.
That ass clown is just a huge pile of douche haggis.
by Gen. Pringle September 7, 2010
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Haggis tatties and neeps

Haggis, potatoes and turnip

Burns supper food
1 : What's for dinner
2 : Haggis tatties and neeps
by Melmel123 December 4, 2011
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jealous old haggy bitch

An old woman who keeps her sons away from people, because she's jealous that she doesn't have her youth anymore.
In her attempt to be young and hot again, she applies cheap looking smeared whore makeup.
She doesn't favor 'jail bait.' And wants to coop up her children of ever being around good looking people.
Person 1: "Dude! his mom totally broke my wheels!" Person 2: "WHAT A JEALOUS OLD HAGGY BITCH!"
by ThisIsHowItsDone June 23, 2011
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Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties

Slang term for when a kilt-donning man ejaculates on a woman's chest and tops it with a fresh shit then stands up to unveil the masterpiece.
After returning home from a long night at the Highland Fling, Aleck squatted down and served his lady up a steaming-hot helping of Haggis, Neeps, and Tatties.
by THEBIGVEE March 3, 2015
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haggis packer

A term used to call someone gay, usually towards Scottish people.

This term is often used with the classic Scottish sarcasm. Therefore, this can be a friendly greeting as well as an insult. The same way Scottish people call each other “cunts” all the time as a friendly greeting.

Using this with the intent as a homophobic insult in Scotland could potentially be perceived as a hate crime under the Hate Crime & Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021.

However, using it as a sarcastic greeting among normal friends is just part of the classic Scottish banter.
Friendly Greeting (In Sarcastic Scottish Accent):
“How’s it going ya filthy haggis packer?”

Insult (Homophobic Tendencies):
“Fuck off ya filthy haggis packer!”
“Suck me aff ya disgusting haggis-packing bastard!”
by PP04 January 18, 2023
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Haggis

by Haggis offspring February 13, 2025
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