The Best, most advanced Calculator on the market. Made for Engineers and Engineering Students. Most Schools use TI's because they are easier and less functional. Only the elite use this Machine. Also for use when a PC w/Mathcad or Matlab is not available. 2.5 Gigs Memory, 75Mhz ARM9 Processor, SD Card Expandable. Settle for nothing Less!
What have you Solved Today with your Hp 49g?
by Xaiver July 17, 2006
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"I enjoyed that HP Sauce last night, it was pretty messy"
by Jojo-super-Jo March 26, 2010
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Where someone is a complete and utter n00b but you've overly used the word n00b so therefore they become a HP enis. Also, It's the word Penis merged with HP printers and such. It's like a modern penis, geek etc.
OMGZZZ!1!oneoneeleven PETER YOUZ DA BIGGEST N00B EVAR! You HP enis!
by Leah Roflharris November 18, 2007
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A psychedelic rock band that was active during the sixties, producing several albums. Their work includes "Mobius Trip," perhaps their most popular song, as well as a modest number of bootleg live recordings.

HP Lovecraft is also a bestselling macabre literature autgghor from the earlier days of the 20th century.
HP Lovecraft makes some bizarre music.
by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009
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The crappiest computer ever made. It has a tendency to fail miserably at everything. The hard drives don't ever work and often have to be replaced. In the meantime you are required to suffer through the loss of all of you homework that is due the next day and all of the hard work you've put into your graphic design portfolio!
I have a frickin hp pavilion, so i just lost a ton of money and 200 hours of work.
by hateshpcomputers December 24, 2008
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The essence of nerdiness that makes one eligible for membership in the Murray State University Honors Program, or HP. Especially present in the freshman class of 04-05. Marked by an addiction to the HP Forum and a love for hanging out with other HP-ers.
Tyler is the HP king because he has the biggest HP-ness.

After Christmas break, I was really needing some HP-ness.
by Shannon March 2, 2005
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