Cuddle Hostage

when you’re trying to get out of bed, and your partner squeezes you tighter, because they need one or two more snuggles before starting the day. Coined by Shanna in a Dress in her song of the same title.

I was ready to get my day startied, but my spouse took me cuddle hostage.

by gRegWord July 7, 2021

Hostage Swarm

When a hostage discovers the door is unlocked and the other hostages find out. Hostage swarms only occur when there are many hostages. Some hostages may die in a hostage swarm. If you find yourself in a hostage swarm, pretend to be a captor so they run away from you.

My uncle Terry almost died in the hostage swarm the other day!

by wisewolf64 June 10, 2018

check hostage

Waiting for your bill at a restaurant, and it's taking forever. You're a check hostage

I'm stuck here at the table waiting here, I'm that waitress has us check hostaged.

by bippi April 4, 2015

Hostage situation

You see how they're holding the contents of my mind hostage in exchange for good behavior? See it?

Hym "Hahaha! Get it? Norville and Gigi? Right? Cus he's a son-husband who loves at home with his mom! Hahahahahahaha! But that has nothing to do with the hostage situation."

by Hym Iam February 21, 2023

hostage talker

Someone who starts a conversation with you when in fact you have no wish to speak to them, then talks for ages without giving you an opportunity to excuse yourself without appearing rude.

Hostage talkers either enjoy making you uncomfortable or are completely oblivious to the fact that they are not wanted. People likely to be hostage talkers are mothers, younger brothers, bosses or people to whom you owe money.

Dave: Why isn't Mike here yet?
Steve: I think he ran into Linda in the hallway.
Dave: Damn, then he'll be ages. She's a hostage talker.

by George McBob June 9, 2009

Free the hostages

Letting a fart go after holding many in due to being in the company of someone

I had been with my girlfriend and her parents all day. My stomach was aching due to holding the farts in fart napping, so I couldn't wait to leave the house and free the hostages.

by thelaird1 October 27, 2010

Hostage crisis

To take a heavy shit.

- "hang on, I'll be right back. I've got a hostage crisis"
- "I had a sucsessful hostage relese"
- "The hostage crisis was a rough one. the release didn't go as planed."

by Timmay33 October 13, 2006