horn puppy

A horn puppy is pretty much the same as a horn DOG, but a little more specific. It is used to describe someone who is perfectly sweet and charming but only wants to get in your pants. The difference between this and horn dog is that the horn dog doesn't bother being sweet or charming. It can also be defined as someone who uses the dumb "puppy-dog look" and licks their lips in a provocative way simultaneously.

Girl 1: Omg Nick is SUCH a horn puppy!
Girl 2: I know, right?

by Clo-bo and Mo-bo June 3, 2009

horn worm

Strapping on a cock to your forehead and penetrating the lady in a worm like manner.

Let me horn worm the shit outta you.

by Hornworm April 21, 2014

horn happy

an expression for someone who overuses his vehicle's horn, specifically holding it down for more than a second at a time.

a horn happy person is usually particularly impatient on the road, and doesn't understand that holding down a vehicle's horn is an aggressive action that causes physical discomfort and harm to people (pedestrians, cyclists and rollerbladers) in the immediate vicinity of the car, in addition to irritating people who live in the area.

horn happy people are usually unaware of just how little actual value is added by their hooting - a typical result of a lengthy hoot is the slowing down or stopping of the person in front to see what all the trouble is.

i'd like to report that horn happy bastard - my ears are ringing!

by geek.neo April 25, 2010

horn trip

party in a car; driving around back roads of Prince Edward County drinking large quantities of liquor and beer; refers to a particular route in the coun'y

"What'd you do Saturday night?"
"The Hayloft was full so we went Horn Tripping"

by coun'y local January 28, 2008

horn cursed

The act of sounding a car horn when another vehicle or pedestrian impedes the normal flow of traffic by doing something stupid: walking out into traffic; cutting off a path of travel; overtaking, pulling in front and then slowing down; etc.

Barbie slunk down in her seat after her being horn cursed by the driver she'd just cut off at the yellow light.

by ric-usa September 30, 2009

horn bombing

Whereby you subject the object of your desire to a sustained and calculated campaign of horny messages. Objective: sexual resistance is futile.

I spent an enjoyable evening horn bombing Nick with details of exactly what I wanted, how I wanted it and when...

by CarefullyExcited December 28, 2016

horn dog

1. (noun) A dog that has horns like a moose.

2. (noun) A person who is highly addicted to sex and attempts it as often as possible with just about anyone, but usually a partner or spouse. Such person will often use innuendo with several people throughout the course of a day in hopes of achieving a sexual situation with at least one of them.

3. (noun) A term that is sometimes used by one who does not exactly have a handle on the English language when what they meant to say was 'corn dog.'

1. At Christmas, Wayne created his beer fund by renting out his horn dog to the Santa Claus display at the mall.

2. OFFICE MAIL CLERK: Boy, that new receptionist sure is a horn dog.
BOSS: Really?

3. When Pierre ordered a horn dog, everyone began to laugh hysterically.

by Mickey Nation December 27, 2006