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Hole-Blower

1. Is when a person puckers their lips and puts there mouth on someones asshole and blows as hard as they can until air goes up the anus to the rectum. After they blow in the ass they open there mouth and waits till a fart comes out then swallows it.

2. When you blow in a pussy and airfills up and then she queefs in your mouth.
I love it when my girlfriend gets in doggie style position and makes me give her a hole-blower.
by Dr. Grunskin July 13, 2010
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HOLE-IN-ONE

sex-on-the-first-date
"That chick I picked up last night was a hole-in-one."
by Jerah Benven February 2, 2006
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hole sniffer

Polite term for one who is an asshole.

*As heard on Preston and Steve, 12/08
"Get off the road, hole sniffer!"

"Man, your dad's a real hole sniffer."

"You know, you can be a hole sniffer when you're drunk."

"Get your finger outta there, hole sniffer!"
by A Tiggles December 19, 2008
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Hole In The Head

The last thing you'd ever want, used as a simile.
"If the zoning board rejects our proposal, we'll be forced to allow the superhighway to divide the property, and then 9 holes might be on one side, and the other 9 holes on the other side. We need that like we need a Hole in the Head."
by skydog70 May 21, 2007
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Hole in the matrix

An occurrence that is baffling in nature and challenges reality; something that seems to bend the very fabric reality. A reference to the film "The Matrix".
Guy 1: "Did you see Matt's girlfriend? She's easily a 10!"
Guy 2: "Yah, he's fat and broke. It's a hole in the matrix, man."
by Bobcat8305 August 13, 2010
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hole to pole ratio

Slang for the ratio of women to men at any gathering.
Mike called and said we better haul ass over to White's pool party cause the hole to pole ratio was like 4 to 1.
by ianzo6 May 28, 2006
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Hole Foods

1. Synonym for cunnilingus

2. A woman's crotch

3. A derogatory reference to the chain store Whole Foods
"I'd rather be eating hole foods right now."

"She had some musty hole foods."

"I can't afford hole foods this week."
by Wally Wendell January 16, 2014
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