The billionaire hosted a social media show to trigger the former Legendary employee into Hogwarting all over it. Instead the Hogwart used his mania to find a cure for his mania and then shared it on Urban Dictionary, much like a kiss with a fist. Small doses of cocoa / dark chocolate without milk (i.e _no calcium) as a mood stabilizer, helping to face any troubles that you're _not actually 'fine' about in afterthought.
by nARkwS January 27, 2019
Get the hogwart mug.After being bullied the shocked victim began Hogwarting to quell their forthcoming mania. Small doses of cocoa / dark chocolate (i.e. no milk) as a mood stabilizer, releasing endorphins without increasing insulin or adrenaline & without over-calcifying the Pineal Gland, helping to face the troubles that you're _not actually 'fine' about.
by nARkwS January 30, 2019
Get the Hogwarting mug.*Warning: I never played the game itself, but I studied its lore and story.*
The game's story reveals many things:
• How Hogwarts Castle was constructed
• The nature of Ancient Magic: its mystery, beauty and its undelying dangers to the Wizarding World as a whole
• How Ancient Magic almost turn every witch and wizard into husks; and...
• Why only a select few of witches and wizards are capable of seeing traces of Ancient Magic.
This game also got a boycott attempt from Woketards just because the author of the Harry Potter books, JK Rowling said biological sex is real, trans women are not women, and men should not go to women's bathrooms. (Well, all of these are facts.)
And it failed. Spectacularly.
The game's story reveals many things:
• How Hogwarts Castle was constructed
• The nature of Ancient Magic: its mystery, beauty and its undelying dangers to the Wizarding World as a whole
• How Ancient Magic almost turn every witch and wizard into husks; and...
• Why only a select few of witches and wizards are capable of seeing traces of Ancient Magic.
This game also got a boycott attempt from Woketards just because the author of the Harry Potter books, JK Rowling said biological sex is real, trans women are not women, and men should not go to women's bathrooms. (Well, all of these are facts.)
And it failed. Spectacularly.
Phyl: Do you play Hogwarts Legacy?
Dyl: Of course! I love Harry Potter and this is the game that I've been waiting for years!
Woketard: You play that game?! Are you a transphobe?! Well OF COURSE YOU ARE, BIGOT!!!!! (Shrieks constantly)
Phyl: Wanna turn "them" into a husk like what Isidora did to her father, Dyl..?
Dyl: Good idea...
Dyl: Of course! I love Harry Potter and this is the game that I've been waiting for years!
Woketard: You play that game?! Are you a transphobe?! Well OF COURSE YOU ARE, BIGOT!!!!! (Shrieks constantly)
Phyl: Wanna turn "them" into a husk like what Isidora did to her father, Dyl..?
Dyl: Good idea...
by Some Guy in the Tavern January 10, 2024
Get the Hogwarts Legacy mug.The only place Harry really ever had friends. A school for magical people just like him. A place where all the teachers care about SOMEONE, even though they may not show it. Somewhere that lives get risked and lives get saved at the same time. Somehow, everyone fits in one or more ways. Where many people started the path to becoming famous, and others infamous. How Harry Potter became the wizard we all know (but maybe not love) In shorter words, home.
At the Quidditch World Cup
Harry: I can't wait to go to Hogwarts next week!
Hermione: Harry, we go to Hogwarts in three weeks...
Harry: I can't wait to go to Hogwarts next week!
Hermione: Harry, we go to Hogwarts in three weeks...
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Have you ever been to Hogwarts.
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