hob nob 

1. To get hit in the head.

2. To perform oral sex.

1. "Dude, that baseball bat hob nobbed Wally so hard that he almost copped death."

2. She hob nobbed his unit last night.

hob nob by dims April 29, 2005

hob gobbler 

someone who lives in a hob and gobbles

josh is such a hob gobbler

hob gobbler by T.C. November 24, 2003

hob knocker 

a guy who stares at girls boobs all the time

geez, christian is such a hob knocker-sam
(christian staring at Sam's boobs)

hob knocker by ;)hrnyallthetime May 25, 2010

Hob Nogger 

1.A person who deliberately does/says something to cause irritation to a person or group.

2. An irritating person who pushes peoples buttons until they snap to make themselves feel good.

Girl 1:"That girl is so annoying"
Girl 2: " Yeah, she is such a Hob Nogger"

Hob Nogger by NCTT March 21, 2010

hob-knobbin-munga-globin 

When 2 people go to a cemetary and dig up a dead mans body. Than one person puts his or hers mouth over the entire cock and balls, while the other person jumps on the stomach of the dead man to blow the bodily fluids into the others mouth.

Robo likes to hob-knobbin-munga-globin for a creamy nutella treat.

hob-knobbin-munga-globin by little foot1111 March 17, 2009

Hob Nobbler 

One who attempts a fast witty comeback to a previous insult only to make a total ass out of themselves and dig a deeper hole. A lack of intellectuality and sever stuttering are major attributes to being a hob nobbler.

"I called lewis a knob goblin and he told me I was a hob nobbler "

Hob Nobbler by hotdog1000 June 20, 2016

hob knobber 

a form of upside down anal sex

damn babe i feel like hob knobbing

hob knobber by Anonymous March 19, 2003