het-lag

wasting too much of your life trying to force heterosexuality only to accept yourself for who you are and embrace your sexuality in the end.

"I spent the first 20 years of my life suffering from het-lag but now I'm free"

Het-lag affects 1 out of 30 adults under the age of 35 in the US due to fear of being accepted.

by tatsamie September 30, 2020

Het pet

Likes opposite sex..or the pet has been petted too much.

That girl has had her het pet.

by Rmotorgirl21 April 10, 2019

Het-Washing

The act of historians intentionally reframing historically queer relationships as platonic friendships in order to 'wash' queer identity from history.

"I was shocked to learn that the two English artist bros who lived together for 50 years as confirmed bachelors, who never married, who shared a bed because their bromance was so strong, who kept up daily written correspondence their entire lives turned out to just be roommates! Thanks, Het-Washing for sanitizing my view of history!

See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"

by S. Strides November 17, 2022

Het

someone who's straight

Park Seonghwa is a het.

by woosanloveateez August 9, 2020

Het

It means boring or mundane or dull or heterosexual normally at the same time

"I'm just going to sit around and do nothing"
"Sounds het"

"I'm going to go to the bar and hit on women"
"Dude, that's so het of you"

by TheBigestMan October 22, 2018

het cetera

het cet·er·a
/het ˈsedərə/

adverb: hetcetera
1. used at the end of a list to indicate that further, heterosexual shenanigans are included.

"They have been busy with the gender reveal party, live laugh loving, het cetera."

by nerdularnerdence April 18, 2020

het

comparing something to being as bad as being heterosexual

“that’s so het”

“this class is like so het”

by emo homosexual September 22, 2021