When pent up gases in the female vaginal pipe shoot out into a person's eye while either in 69 or straight eating the curly curtains. Often resulting in pink eye.
Kyle: Danny, what happened to your eye?
Danny: I got a Guatemalan Glaucoma check last night
Kyle: Was it that spicy?
Danny: I got a Guatemalan Glaucoma check last night
Kyle: Was it that spicy?
by supermeathead December 7, 2011
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Josh: “Oh look it’s the Güntermobile parked at the Daycare Centre, I wonder what Papa Günter’s up to this time.”
Emily: “Lucky Bastards!”
*Josh chokes on his saliva in awe.*
Emily: “Lucky Bastards!”
*Josh chokes on his saliva in awe.*
by PapaGünter69 December 2, 2018
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Get the guatemalan fire starter mug.A pretty white filipino boy who is into shitty music. They are definitely asexual and are into televisions. They watch shitty commentary youtubers and believes that emulation for new releases is ok. The only reason why gusets dont look anorexic is because they have a stretched face. They read physical manga because they are too uncultured to the current times. He wears sunglasses because his eyes are really ugly as fuck and he doesnt want people to see them. His music taste is very shitty and also yeah fuck his music taste its so shit id rather listen to fart porn then gusets shitty ass fucking music.
"Hey dude this guy has such a fucking shitty music taste and also happens to be asexual" "Yeah I bet he is a guset because of how shitty his music taste is and also his blazing asexuality"
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German mathematicians in the early 21st century came upon this numerical value that, when multiplied by any non-zero or imaginary number, will always yield an incorrect answer. However, if any such value is divided by the Günter Number, the answer is more likely to be correct, but only if previously multiplied by the Günter Number.
Is inversely proportional to the number of Trevors in one LMFAO music video.
German mathematicians in the early 21st century came upon this numerical value that, when multiplied by any non-zero or imaginary number, will always yield an incorrect answer. However, if any such value is divided by the Günter Number, the answer is more likely to be correct, but only if previously multiplied by the Günter Number.
Is inversely proportional to the number of Trevors in one LMFAO music video.
Engineering Student: "Man, I knew I was way off that Truss analysis when I multiplied by the Günter Number."
Professor: "Unless analyzing the space-time continuum in a completely fictional world, there is no need to ever use the Günter Number in any academic situation in the near foreseeable future."
Professor: "Unless analyzing the space-time continuum in a completely fictional world, there is no need to ever use the Günter Number in any academic situation in the near foreseeable future."
by HerrGünter April 21, 2013
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