Forrest gumped

A way of making it through a situation successfully through sheer dumb luck.

He really forrest gumped his way into that job.

by rlampani January 5, 2009

Dump a grumpy.

To defecate.

Every morning I dump a grumpy.

by Archibald H. Wigglesworth December 17, 2008

Gumping

The act of sleeping with someone that is special needs

Last night at the party I walked in on shane gumping my retarded sister

by Ironheade March 27, 2021

take a grumpy

The act of having a bowel movement.

You better pull over, I need to take a grumpy.

by mangus May 24, 2004

Gummybriated

Being too high, from eating THC gummies, to function properly.

Sorry man, I can’t drive because I’m gummybriated.

by ALIJOETANADI October 31, 2021

Forrest Gump

A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.

Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?

by Luke and Dennis June 11, 2006

Gummy Wormer

An individual with a soft penis fetish. Someone who prefers performing oral on a flaccid cock.

I had a little touch of the whiskey dick the other night. I was afraid Dana was going to be pissed but found out she's a gummy wormer. Best soft head ever braaaahhhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017