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double gummer

A double blowjob given to a lucky guy by two women who have false teeth but remove them so that they can really go down on the cock. The removal of the prosthetic teeth allows the man to really pound the two mouths without worry of grazing or toaster head.
Two old men at the retirement home.

Bob: Did you have fun at rec class last night?

Josh: I skipped rec and got a double gummer from Laura and her mom while the nurses weren't looking.

Bob: Damn, those two are definitely a DAMILF!
by fastcache October 9, 2011
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Buffalo Gummer

Extremely satisfying oral sex performed by a partner who has either knocked out their own teeth with a hammer or had their teeth knocked out with a hammer, causing their gums to be smooth and responsive.
Say what you will about her smile but that girl serves up a hell of a Buffalo Gummer.
by Chaz Plowman October 7, 2018
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swamp gomper

A scary reptile like human that lives in the swamp area of a body of water
I was going for a kaiak ride to find some pond Lillys and the swamp gomper almost got me
by master chubs October 29, 2020
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Googly Gulper

Gulps whale semen consistently, aswell as penetrating little boys
Person 1: OMG i just saw a Googly Gulper outside my house
Person 2: Omg where my son?!
by John WockV2 September 7, 2022
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Whale shark gummer

When you overfill your see through underwear with shrimp and then you go diving with whale sharks and they eat the shrimp out of your underwear.
Steve and Chris got whale shark gummers, I’m so jealous, dude.
by Follow_your_turtle May 19, 2022
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Dirty Gumpdrop

Licking or sucking on your partner's hemorrhoids.
Ron totaly got up in their and gave Jeremy a dirty gumpdrop
by cz2100 May 2, 2009
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Gumpert

A cat that follows you around all the time, never leaving your side, and is always vocalizing its desire for attention/ food. A cat that talks back when you tell it to quit jumping on the counters/ blinds/ screen door/ dog.
Person to cat: "Get off the counter!"

Cat: "MEOW!"

Person to cat: "You are such a fucking Gumpert."
by tacobellcrazy July 15, 2011
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