guidette

A female guido; characteristic for having an absurdely long Italian name, breast implants, and tight clothing. Prominent in New Jersey.

Marvin will do anything to hook up with a guidette.

by Princess August 27, 2003

Guatemalan

Guatemalans are from a country named "Guatemala"...its NOT "Mexico" which is completely different!! Although we have mayan heritage doesnt classify us as one specific type of people like sayin dat we all are short...?!?!

The idiot dat sed a "Guatemalan" are like Mexicans needs to visit Guatemala, read a book, & stop hatin cuz ur not well informed!!! Wat A Loser!!!!!

by Yess06 July 22, 2006

guided by voices

Possibly the greatest rock band of all time.
One of the great lo-fi bands along with Pavement and Sebadoh, and like Pavement, moved on to hi-fi greatness with the production of several brilliant albums such as Isolation Drills. The ultimate GBV experience can be had by putting on the best album of the 90's, Bee Thousand.

Bob Pollard's voice wasn't so great, but it worked magnificently with the Guided By Voices sound!

by the fro October 10, 2005

Guinea Gangplank

Slang name for the Verrazano-Narrows bridge connecting Brooklyn with Staten Island. The name was coined by pre-bridge State Island residents who resented the large influx of people into their borough after the bridge was built. There was a large Italian-American influx from Brooklyn along with other nationalities as the island was built up after the bridge went into service back in 1964.

All these guinea gangplankers have ruined what used to be a nice peaceful island.

by blueMagoo March 23, 2009

Guideline 7

The 7th Rule in the Urban dictionary guidelines which is never obeyed... It states that you must Reject made up acts of sexual violence... like WTF thats what 50% of UD is anyway...

\m/ Long live Defiance against G7 \m/

ON UD CHAT:

Tim: hmmm. should i accept Bleeding Ass Rape With Cut Sausage?

UDgdygdy: No, Tim, Remember Guideline 7. Be a good editor.

Tim: Lol, Fuck you, im addin this shit!

by infadibulumj May 11, 2009

Guiged

High. (as in, marijuana).

That girl is so guiged, she thinks you can invent fire shooting for your fingertips!!

by DingusBreavisJungleheart August 26, 2010

Get the neck gaiter and mug

Just buy it! Im gonna die bro im held gunpoint

Gamer: Ok finally i have found it! The Meaning of it! Now i can relax.
UD: Get the neck gaiter and mug!
Gamer: But why
UD: I beg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got your family like catching water with a bucket! Turn on your tv moron.

Gamer: Turns on TV!
TV While gamer's mom screams: HELP HELP! Timer is 12 minutes. PLEASE BUY THEM! WE RAISE AND TAKE CARE OF YOU SO PLEASE!
Gamer: Oh my god

by Feryk April 16, 2021