Guatemalan pocket rocket

The act of recieving a reach around through one's front pocket.

Me so horny, me give you Guatemalan pocket rocket.

by nevrnoswat2do September 21, 2006

Guatemalan Facehat

The delicate art of a women putting both legs behind her head and performing oral inter-coarse

Can you do that thing with your legs behind your head? Guatemalan Facehat I don't think so.

by Sheisse Grenata March 6, 2009

Guatemalans

Bad ass mother fuckers that can kick your ass in a heart beat if he wanted to. Dont look at them wrong or you might provoke them, to kick your mother fucking ass. Better breed than Puerto Ricans and Mexicans.

Those Guatemalans kicked my ass last night at that party because I looked at their ginormous Dicks

by CMT ( Corn, MIke, Tim) July 27, 2008

Guatemalan bake sale

1. (n) - a bake sale held exclusively in Guatemala, usually featuring traditionaly Guatemalan baked goods

2. (v) - to utterly destroy an opponent in verbal, physical, or electronic battle in a quick or excessively voilent manner

derived from the vigor with which Guatemalan women push their goods onto prospective consumers, and the aftermath that can result from over-zealous advertisment of said baked goods.

1. "I bought this delicious loaf of plantain bread at the Guatemalan bake sale.

2. "I've got 150 hydralisks and 100 zerglings all completely upgraded heading into your base, and they can all fly and are invisable."
"Whoa! I'm aboutta get Guatemalan bake selled (acceptable substitution = Guatemalan bake sold)"

by Silent Rip January 6, 2005

Guatemalan Blumpkin

The sexual act of a man receiving a blowjob while sitting on the toilet, and while climaxing, he vomits on the back of his partner's head.

"Girl, what happened to your hair?"
"My nasty ass boy friend Guatemalan Blumpkined me!"

by Jarred Retro August 4, 2006

Gutz

To be utterly gutted, to have failed, to be a massive fail. To wake up and discover you are Maverick74 and you're depressed, wife, drug & alcohol dependent depressive who hasn't done a full weeks work in almost 3 years.

Mate 1: "My mother's been seriously injured in a road accident"
Mate 2: "Gutz, Mate!"
Mate: "No, head injuries, she's in the intensive care unit at the hospital..."
Mate 2: "No, I mean 'Gutz', like gutted or FAIL, you know...er...oh never mind...
Mate 1: "You remind me of a 'young promising black footballer'
Mate 2: "Why? I'm a 33 year old middle class white boy with a penchant for linguistics and twisting and moulding our wonderful English language"

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Mate 1: "Oh, shit, I lost 50 quid in 35 mins playing poker online last night"
Mate 2: "GUTZZZZZZ"

by The Drizzla" June 14, 2011

Guatemalan Guinea Pig

Find a partner with a raging bush, then perform anal sex. When your almost at climax pull out and have your partner poop a large plump turd. Ejaculate on the plump log to create the glue, then shave your partners bush onto it giving the appearance of a guinea pig. Now you have a pet you can kick around and enjoy.

Dude I was with some fat bitch the other night and we did a Guatemalan Guinea Pig so after sex we played around with it for hours...then we danced.

by Big Randall February 21, 2011