grosstesque

when something is both gross and grotesque

"ugh, this pasta is grosstesque! Kind of like your face. kidding! seriously though...."

by Molly M August 3, 2007

Grosstastic

Fantastically gross.
superbly nasty.
phenomenally grotesque...

eww... did you just sneeze on my face? Grosstastic!

by Superdeedzx3 July 7, 2011

grosteque

pron. Grow-steek
(adj.) Fashionably grotesque

Those roadkill sandals are grosteque!

by mbacharach March 8, 2007

Groint

The sound a person makes when they accidentally inhaled an item.

Oh this packet of potato chips tastes so good i'm going to eat it from the bag with my face... *GROINT!* OH JESUS!!!

by Blajke Chandler April 4, 2009

groit

A dirty grey funk that builds up in the unwashed nether regions after a few days, it can smell vaguely of peanuts, though that varies depending on the crotch owners diet.

Dude I was scratching my sac and I got groit all over my fingers.

by Dorkling August 10, 2006

Gristle

A moderately to very attractive man who goes after women weighing at least double his weight. When confronted by his friends about this odd fetish he makes the claim that she "has a nice personality."

Did you see the girl he is hitting on? She looks like a lineman from the Cincinnati Bengals! Good ol' Gristle, he truly has no shame.

by CrackDANCE March 11, 2011

gristle

gristle a word referring to the male genitalia

used in such phrases as "you can chew my gristle" i.e. "if you think I'm doing that, you can suck my cock".

by Mel Howells September 11, 2006