groaner

A shit so huge, it can not exit without vocal assitance.

I took a groaner last night that clogged the toilet.

by Spammerman August 16, 2006

Googan

A googan is an offshore fishermen who constantly loses fish that the average fishermen would catch. 'Googans' tend to 'set the hook' when using circle hooks. A googan would not survive if stranded on a desert island with all the fishing tackle in the world, because a googan does not know how to tie the simplest of fishing knots.

Jim Warstler is a googan.

by John VanLith September 28, 2008

Grobania

The place where Grobanites come from, or where they hang out. See Grobanite.

C'mon, all you Grobanites, let's go to the M & G and hang out in Grobania.

by Kourtnee March 12, 2004

Gorgantuous

What would explain a very giant and gorgeous person.

The gorgantuous woman was so giant that she hit her head on the door frame making her have a dent on her once gorgeous and smooth forhead.

by Blargenshnarlgenbeegenhoogan July 20, 2010

googances

Googances

gu'.gon-sES adj.
To describe, in a shorter word, google annoyances (annoying things on and/or of google) for the purpose of text, tweet, or other character limiting req. A way to explain lacking(s) in a product or concept in reference to "goo."

gu‘.gon-sES verb.
Actions similar to that of google annoyances. Any multitude of actions that have simple requirements, yet are made overly-complex and cannot accomplish their original goal as intended.

What a bunch of googances the baseball team did, they should be able to run to first base without tripping on their own shoe laces and remember not to throw the bat at the UMP. To top it off, they all forgot their socks.

by JJdaCool October 12, 2010

Gromance

Girl + romance = gromance. Also known as groping + romance. When two girl friends become close friends. A female version of bromance.

Jade and I have a gromance.

by Want.sum.candi January 4, 2015

Grognak the Destroyer

Grognak the Destroyer is a real life person that is friends with Joseph Stalin. He eats a lot of fucking bread. He is a strong believer in communism. He is also diagnosed with severe Amnosia. Grognak is an idiot that is a severe hazard to those around them even though their intentions are not hostile. Please be cautious when near Grognak. They have the ability to stomp an entire village. They also have a 10 foot vertical leap.

Grognak the Destroyer

by Grognak-the-Destroyer October 15, 2020