GROGAN

it when u take a shit and it hits the water before it snaps off

oi i did the sickest grogan yesterday

by anonymous November 5, 2003

Frozen Grogan

A particularly large and robust poo. Typically one which reaches all the way into the toilet bowl before detaching itself from one's anus. Once excreted, said grogan is then frozen stiff and used as a means for sexual penetration.

Chad has a disgracefully small penis, but do you think you could handle the immensity of one of his colossal frozen grogans?

by Chad Gooch June 16, 2010

Gromance

Its a girl romance(however no sexual feelings are involved), similar to the bromance but much cuter and girly.

Lynn: I LOVE YOU
Shelly: awee! You're so cute! I love you more silly girl.
Lynn: oh my. We have such a Gromance!

by lhasaurus April 8, 2009

Groan

The noises that men make when having gay sex. Very simular to moaning, but for men only.

My god, John sure did make me groan last night... And damn was it gooooood

by HaTeBreeD August 22, 2004

student groan

Something a person has to pay after attending a vocational school or college, usually for a long period of time.

He had been paying off his college debt for so long that he began to call it his student groan.

by avgirlie September 16, 2008

Groanifise

When you really hate your friend's puns and groan but laugh anyway. Probably should just tell them it's bad and save humanity.

"Don't groanifise. Bad puns are of serious danger to human."

by RealArtist1 December 28, 2020

Groantubing

Another word for deeo throating

Damn shawty you be groantubing??

by Salemsrevenge January 19, 2021