groach

to quickly grab the inner, upper thigh of a male friend that you are being slightly annoyed by. This is done in a manner in which the victim thinks for a split second that you are reaching for something else.

Mike got totally groached out by Josiah.

by groacher June 6, 2010

Groam

to hit on a bald guy

Jackie is totally groaming that Bruce-Willis-looking guy over there!

by Tous October 13, 2010

student groan

Something a person has to pay after attending a vocational school or college, usually for a long period of time.

He had been paying off his college debt for so long that he began to call it his student groan.

by avgirlie September 16, 2008

groarp

When one feels sad and ignored.

Angry exclamation!

Groarp! I'm so angry!

by Blinkey October 22, 2004

Groaglet

Small pellet poops, like a rabbit, goat or woodland animal shits. Looks like a pile of cholocate marbles or pebbles.

Usually no more than 1/2 inch in diameter. Groaglets drop from your bum into the bowl in steady evenly paced 'kerplunks'.

If you just pooped a tidy little pile of glosette raisins, you pooped groaglets.

If your cheeks are being splished and splashed as you drop shitballs like a machine gun ejecting shells on full auto- groaglets.

by spronez May 5, 2011

groady

gross, nasty, unusual

“Susan’s outfit today is so groady. Nothing is even matches!”

by litboi42O May 28, 2019

Groark

A little radge packet from Washy

Let’s get Groarked the neet

by KH2000001 June 11, 2019