grease the monkey

Terminology for male masturbation

I was lookin' at that biatch in Playboy and greasing the monkey.

by KBK January 22, 2005

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Neckbone Grease

The grease on your neckbone.

Deshauwn: "Yo, you see that one chick in front of us."
Phil: "Yeah dawg, she got hella neckbone grease."

by Krackeno July 9, 2018

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crease grease

The greasy remains from an inadequate ass wiping. Ultimately will cause burning and/or itching until propertly cleaned. The cause of skid-marks in a persons drawers.

Dude, I cant wait to find a crapper so I can clean up my crease grease.

by biffula September 2, 2006

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Despite an obvious western curiousity with geisha they remain hidden in a cloak of secrecy. Geisha are not prostitutes or concubines, if anything they are the equivelant of hostesses. Geisha do not master the erotic arts, these duties are reserved for women called yugos. Compartively, geisha go through intense training learning only the traditional japanese arts. Geisha are very respectable women in japan's society and would never routinely indulge in relationships with different men.

The Geisha's beautiful sunset kimono flowed gently to the ground as she was gracefully playing the shamisen

by Jenna Dur May 13, 2006

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Grease Bullet

1. A Food, In which you eat, That will make you have a bowel movement (Take a shit) in a matter of minutes after you eat it.
2. Something going completely wrong very quickly (Going to Shit)
3. Taking a very quick bowel movement (Shit)

1. "OMG! I think I just ate a Grease Bullet from Taco Bell!"

2. "All our Systems are down! Its Like its riding a Grease Bullet"

3. "Hold on a sec. I have to fire off a Grease Bullet Real Quick"

by Jim Reed April 20, 2006

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squeaky wheel gets the grease

Only the loudest whiner gets what he wants. ("The wheel that squeaks the loudest / Is the one that gets the grease.")

We all wanted the last bit of water, but since Hector whined all afternoon about being parched, Dad gave it to him. I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

by J Basc January 1, 2008

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