Greenwich

only in greenwich does one see a five year old girl dressed in the complete lilly outfit, along with her mother in a completely matching dress. Jack rogers are the way to go, along with rainbows, eliza b's, and if the mothers shoe closet is not filled with at least three pairs of prada shoes then they are shunned from their social life. Girls are known to all have the same hair color, slightly dirty blonde with platinum highlights. If one is ever seen with a middle part, she will be quickly chastized by her peers, and will quickly adjust her below the shoulder, perfectly straightened hair, to a close-to-a-comb-over side part. Even the boys must wear their hair on the side, of course with wings, buzz cuts are not acceptable. Popped collars are the dress code and you must be wearing coach ballet flats even through the snow. Often times boys and girls wear the same thing such as madras shorts or skirts, seesucker bermuda shorts, and ralph lauren cashmere cable knit sweaters.If seen with solow pants ROLLED, not one person will speak to you. Fashion seems to be timeless in this Greenwich bubbble. The interest in such clothing like vineyard vines, ralph lauren, lacoste, j.crew and other popular boutiques is passed down from generation to generation. If your home is under a million dollars, you are considered in the "lower class".
Education is extremely important to these wealthy families, considering most of the children's tuitions are equal to the rest of the world's yearly salary. Often times, kids are sent away to boarding schools to pursue thier athletic careers. Popular sports include lacrosse, field hockey, ice hockey, tennis, squash, sailing, football, and golf.
Once a child reaches the age of twelve or so, they are allowed to travel the avenue with their new cell phone and debit card. Overpriced does not even exist in the Greenwich vocabulary. A twenty dollar undershirt is considered dirt cheap. Eighty dollars for a pair of sweatpants? Oh my gosh that is such a bargain. Looking for a cute inexpensive shirt to wear to a school dance might require a one hundred and fifty dollar bill at Reflection of Wishlist. Most of the families own two houses or rent the same one every year in such popular places as Vail, Nantucket, and the Vineyard.

Hunter:"where are you going for the holidays?"
Summer:"new jersey"
Hunter:"where the hell is that? is that near greenwich?"
Summer:"ummmm..."
Hunter:"well my family always goes skiing in vail."

Mary Grace:"hey what are you doing friday after school?"
Anne:"oh, taylor and i were going to go to the ave to get manis pedis want to come?"
Mary Grace:"well, i have a facial at 2 so could i meet you for lunch at mediterraneo at like 3 and then we can go get my seven jeans on hold at rags for the dance at the yacht club tonight?"
Anne:"oh yeah sure, i have a theory tank top on hold too so we can go together!"

by payton and tessa January 2, 2006

east greenwich

Rather small town in Rhode Island. Kids there are sterotyped as being rich and snoby which is sometimes true and (really) rarely not. Even though the people here have soooooo much money (appenantly) the schools still suck and students fear that pieces of the roof will fall on their heads as they walk down the hall. The textbooks can tell you what happened 20 years ago, and the teachers can't tell you much more then that either. When the town actually decides to spend money on the schools, the either spend it on something that will break down/fall apart in several weeks or are already obselet. For example, many wireless computers were just purchased in the middle school. The section of the school that needs them the most is unable to because they are located in the wrong section of the school.
Many preps go here and stereotype others till they crack while learning "lifelong lessons" that will only be ignored through the influence of crack.
The town is divided by townies (those who live in town) and the rest of the people. Townies tend to make less money then the rest of the town and let that stereotype themselves.
The grade point average is wayyyyyy to high and kids are divided by how well they do in school. The townies are assumed to be stupider then the rest of the kids in East Greenwich.

Kid one: Hey, aren't the schools in east greenwich nasty?
Kid two: Yeah! Watch this! *sticks pencil into celing where it sticks*
Kid one: EW!
Kid two: *Removes pencil. Walks away with Kid one.*
*Celing falls down behid them*

Kid one: How'd you do on that science test?
Kid two: *Sniffs and brushes away tears* I-I-I got a nin-ninty-t-t-t-wo!!!!!!!!!!!!

by somrp2 April 6, 2007

greenwich

ok so greenwich is THE most uber rich and preppy town on the east coast. it is filled with private schools and country clubs. everyone uses words like 'sketchy', 'uber', 'mad', or 'mad chill'. everyone wears lacoste, vineyard vines, lily, ralph lauren, j. crew and many other preppy labels. everyone here does sports, if u dont...wait no one doesnt do sports...the most popular ones r lacrosse, football, water polo (ummm ya its for girls too!!!), field hockey, and ice hockey. ok so there r some wild partys here but not everyone is always drunk and stoned. ok and we do sometimes push that we live in greenwich...im really not sure why...but watever, i luv it here!!!

greenwich is the place to be.

by liz buffone August 24, 2005

East Greenwich Girls

Rich hoes who no nothing else but sitting in BMWs and Porches. They get everything they want from their rich daddies. They lose their virginity at age 14 and were the most expensive clothes and biggest bras. There are few good ones who can appreciate what they have but most are hoes, especially the ones from Eldredge.

Dude those East Greenwich Girls are such hoes. I think I'm interested in the Warwick girls.

by Bigguy82 June 19, 2019

greenwich

in this town you will not meet someone who's house is worth less than 1 million dollars-not even at public school. most of us smoke weed and all of us drink up a storm. we all have mexicans to do our gardening, and housekeepers to clean our gigantic homes. most of us have more than one home, more than three cars, and at least one country club membership. gala benifets occur so often if it unbelivable. the high school parking lot looks like the parking lot at a 5 star hotel, and if you don't own a polo shirt, then you are considered poor. you are also considered poor if you don't belong to any clubs.

Greenwich is a bubble, and it will never break

by badassprep June 9, 2005

Greenwich

Fairfield county is reputed to be eminently rich and obviously it is, however few towns in this area really grasp the idea of being the elite, the cream of the crop, the i-don't-care-because -you'll-be-working-for -me-in-ten-years, but Greenwich does. That's why this it's so special because the kids already know they're going to be successful, not because they work hard, not because they perpetually strive to be at the top, but because they were born into a particular family, and that is fair game. They know how to act, they know how to party, and although many other towns in southern Connecticut try to pursue Greenwich's goals, they are not even close. The people who live in Greenwich and hate being there is probably due to the fact that they moved from New Jersey and they are ugly. But any decent human beings know that a place like Greenwich can only be enjoyed by the best.

Kid: What do you think of that kid?
Other Kid: Um... i think he needs to lose that flat brim, and his trashy A4, he also needs to go back to Shelton because i hear that's ok over there.
Kid: No doubt, lets be out, I can only be away from Greenwich for so long before these corolla's start making my head hurt

by Louie B September 23, 2008

greenwich

sterotyped town there are differnt kinds of people rich poor white african american hispanic...religous differences
not everyone has a gold bathroom and u CAN find houses under one million dollers
some ppl live here because the schooling is great
and if u think this is not a good definition then come to greenwich and ull see we r preppy but not everyone needs to have natukue red belts
GREENWICH IS PREPPY though but u cant say anthing about that cause were cool like that
go look up ur name or sterotype
and we dont have teapartys! everyday..

sterotype:"shes from greenwich shes a rich bitch that has a boat and 5 houses"

normal person "i live in greenwich connecticut right by the sound"
"oh that seems like it would be a nice view ur can afford it or is it expensive?"
"SOME PARTS ARE VERRRRRRY RESNAABLE AND I CAN AFFOD IT!"

by hinallina June 2, 2007