Gregging

The act of pursuing straight men, as a gay man.

A homosexual saw a handsome straight man walking by and follows along trying to get into the "friend zone" only so that when they go on an overnight trip he can jump on that mans ass!

Guys best friend: Dude, he is so gregging on you right now.

by ADFHFD March 11, 2010

Vulcan Greeting

Similar to the "Shocker" (look it up here), but with two and the bush and TWO in the tush. Look's like Mr. Spock's "Vulcan Greeting" hand symbol; hence the name.

Say hello to the *vulcan greeting*, bitch!

by JB December 8, 2003

greeting card marriage

When you meet someone in a Hallmark store who looks like a real life version of a Precious Moments doll and then immediately know that you have to get married to them.

Jake met her at the greeting card store and they totally locked eyes and then boom, got a greeting card marriage.

by Bexolater3000 August 14, 2018

latino greeting

Expelling flatulance in or around the proximity of another's head. Particularly after eating large amounts of beans or other noxious fume causing foods.

When he bent over to tie his shoe, I gave my buddy a huge latino greeting. He almost threw up, because he said he could taste the fumes.

by Harvidge May 6, 2006

greeking

Blowing a fat load in some bitches eyes, gluing her eyelids shut.

"Man, I just greeked that bitch," or "I'm thinking about greeking her tonight."

by Long Island June 11, 2006

verbal greeting

Upon entering the RC a person would say "Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening" and render the proper greeting to the number of females and males in the area.

A verbal greeting example is "Good Morning C/Young and Gentlemen." Something that is not an example is Good Afternoon Cadets.

by theunnofficaligoftherc February 20, 2011

Fuck you greeting

A greeting that people have started using to be honest with each other because when people say for example " Hi,how are you?". They don't want to know how you really are and couldn't care less and most of them are busy thinking about themselves and there's and are looking to make themselves another almighty dollar.

Hi,there how are you.
Fuck you.
And that is an example of a fuck you greeting.

by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010