Funky Grawler

To take a Shit, to deficate in the toilet.

hey man let me go to the bathroon and take a funky grawler

by jeepman321 April 3, 2009

gnawledge

gnawledge n. (word-portmanteau: gnaw + suffix ledge; cf. knowledge) mechanical knowledge that is obtained by "gnawing" facts rather than conceptually interpreting them.

When Bacon pronounced "knowledge is power," he meant real knowledge, not gnawledge.

by Mikhail Epstein November 15, 2003

grawn jersey

a flannel shirt generally worn with a 59/50 and vans era's

A,"what are you wearing to that party" B,"my grawn jersey and vans what else?"

by xgrawnwaterx July 28, 2010

Gralbum

A portmanteau of, and short for, graphic album, an art form that combines a graphic novel with a music album as a downloadable app.

"Dude, you check out that new gralbum by Sarth?"
"Yeah man. Talk about a trip!"

by Kiril February 1, 2013

Grablovich

A name to give to someone molesty, so that you can talk about them safely. Can be used as a name, in place of, "that old guy with the sweaty arms and disproportionate head to body ratio, who happens to be eating a grilled cheese and has black crap dripping out of his ears."

Person A: Did you hear about, uh, Mr. "Grablovich" over there gettin' nasty with little Billy?
Person B: No way!

by QuiteFancy September 3, 2014

Grailer

An adventure competition, which involves doing insane things for a chance to find the Grail. The winning team gets up to $1,000,000. Teams consist of four players, varying in traits like (but not limited to): athletics, geekiness, intelligence, popular culture knowledge, networking, fearlessness, iron will, and craziness.

Teams are known for having "Grailer" written across their foreheads, taking stressful and awkward situations in stride, and being very tired.

Man: "Hey! We should do the Grailer this year!"
Chick: "Hell yeah, dude! Let's get our team together!"

Girl: "Daddy can I do the Grailer this year?"
Daddy: "No. Ask me when you're a badass."

by bboymcx March 21, 2016

gravlisity

Is a weightless state of mind

I floated around the gravlisity of my mind

by fluffalicioisliatheunicorn February 6, 2018