Gram Cracker

A person who is like a crack head with weed. i.e. would short you a gram of weed when selling a bag.

Man, that gram cracker sold me a 2.5 gram eighth!

by n0raj September 6, 2015

freshman gram

A .2g nugget of weed with oregano and stems for the rest of the gram.

Freshman: Hey, man, i heard your selling *looks around* weed?

Dealer: *Pulls out freshman gram*

Dealer: Sure, man, 20 bucks.

Freshman: "Ohh boy!!! Someone is getting high tonight"

by C.A.D.D. June 24, 2009

gram staining

The act of jerking off into an open joint then smoking you or your friend's semen

The last time I went gram staining was when I was with my dad

by Brown fish April 19, 2017

Gram Guru

Someone with a really nice or an aesthetically pleasing Instagram

Maisy: Have you seen this girls Insta?
Nelly: No, show me
Maisy: She’s a Gram Guru, prepare to be pleased

by secretlyimagoat June 10, 2018

gram spam

When your feed is filled with posts from people that are posting for a holiday like Mother's Day, with posts that all look basically identical. Usually, posting on such a day is not a good idea since it will be largely ignored.

Joyce: "I wish I could post our prom pictures today, but it's Mothers Day."

Aaron: "Why does that matter?"
Joyce: "There's gonna be a ton of gram spam and no ones gonna see or like my post."

by YaBoiDoubleA June 5, 2018

Trend Gram

A female senior citizen who is well-versed in and/or familiar with technological advances, current events and personalities trending in the news

The female equivalent of a Trend Pop

My great-aunt is a genuine Trend Gram!

The Trend Grams were in full force this morning at the internet cafe.

by redPooka August 28, 2012

gram hoe

Somebody who trades sexual favours for grams of drugs.

this bitch a gram hoe.

by Len O'Callaghan April 20, 2016