freshman gram

A .2g nugget of weed with oregano and stems for the rest of the gram.

Freshman: Hey, man, i heard your selling *looks around* weed?

Dealer: *Pulls out freshman gram*

Dealer: Sure, man, 20 bucks.

Freshman: "Ohh boy!!! Someone is getting high tonight"

by C.A.D.D. June 24, 2009

Gram Cracker

A person who is like a crack head with weed. i.e. would short you a gram of weed when selling a bag.

Man, that gram cracker sold me a 2.5 gram eighth!

by n0raj August 03, 2015

gram spam

When your feed is filled with posts from people that are posting for a holiday like Mother's Day, with posts that all look basically identical. Usually, posting on such a day is not a good idea since it will be largely ignored.

Joyce: "I wish I could post our prom pictures today, but it's Mothers Day."

Aaron: "Why does that matter?"
Joyce: "There's gonna be a ton of gram spam and no ones gonna see or like my post."

by YaBoiDoubleA May 14, 2018

Gram Guru

Someone with a really nice or an aesthetically pleasing Instagram

Maisy: Have you seen this girls Insta?
Nelly: No, show me
Maisy: She’s a Gram Guru, prepare to be pleased

by secretlyimagoat May 27, 2018

gram hoe

Somebody who trades sexual favours for grams of drugs.

this bitch a gram hoe.

by Len O'Callaghan January 09, 2016

Trend Gram

A female senior citizen who is well-versed in and/or familiar with technological advances, current events and personalities trending in the news

The female equivalent of a Trend Pop

My great-aunt is a genuine Trend Gram!

The Trend Grams were in full force this morning at the internet cafe.

by redPooka August 28, 2012

spam gram

You use "spam gram" on a private account usually since you spam a lot.

Hey follow my new spam gram

by crazygirl2001 April 19, 2016