by Tooblecane August 18, 2019

by Mike Blizz December 24, 2011

by Ricochet0311 January 26, 2009

A Gilded Gopher is when you defecate in an inappropriate manner, much like an upperdecker or sidecar, but you cover up the turd with spray-paint. The next unsuspecting user of the tub or toilet won't see the Gilded Gopher, because it's color matches the toilet or tub that it has been laid in.
That Gilded Gopher wasn't discovered until he filled the tub with bathwater, and by that time the whole room smelled like shit.
by The Turd Doctor August 25, 2010

by Clapwhale July 18, 2018

man1: yo see that girl? she had gopher boobs!
man2: gopher boobs? what are they?
man1: you take off the bra and they "gopher the floor"
man2: that is just fucked up
man2: gopher boobs? what are they?
man1: you take off the bra and they "gopher the floor"
man2: that is just fucked up
by Big Muthafuckin Red June 15, 2007

Kevin: "Holy cow man, did you see that Gopher Monkey pop out of the ground?"
Chad : Yeah, it went "Eee! Eee! Eee!"
Chad : Yeah, it went "Eee! Eee! Eee!"
by MagesRealm July 1, 2009
