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gopher stomp

When a dog or other animal manages to jump on a man's testicles with all four feet at the same time
My girlfriend's dog jumped on my crotch and gopher stomped me so bad I thought I pissed myself
by Tooblecane August 18, 2019
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gopher head

a girl who go for (gopher) head with no hesitation
A gopher head go for head with no hesitation. Let her diagnose a player while I smoke medication.
by Mike Blizz December 24, 2011
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gopher-shank

A long pole-like instrument used for stabbing, usually crudely formed.
The inmate made a gopher-shank to attempt to stab the guards.
by Ricochet0311 January 26, 2009
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Gilded Gopher

A Gilded Gopher is when you defecate in an inappropriate manner, much like an upperdecker or sidecar, but you cover up the turd with spray-paint. The next unsuspecting user of the tub or toilet won't see the Gilded Gopher, because it's color matches the toilet or tub that it has been laid in.
That Gilded Gopher wasn't discovered until he filled the tub with bathwater, and by that time the whole room smelled like shit.
by The Turd Doctor August 25, 2010
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Screaming gopher

I want the screaming gophers to win!”
“Why are you even watching that cheesy show jfc”
by Clapwhale July 18, 2018
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gopher boobs

boobs that hang and or sag low(see cowboobs or utters)
man1: yo see that girl? she had gopher boobs!
man2: gopher boobs? what are they?
man1: you take off the bra and they "gopher the floor"
man2: that is just fucked up
by Big Muthafuckin Red June 15, 2007
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Gopher Monkey

Gopher Monkey (Go-Fur--- Mon-key) n ---- It's like a gopher, only it goes "Eee! Eee! Eee!"
Kevin: "Holy cow man, did you see that Gopher Monkey pop out of the ground?"

Chad : Yeah, it went "Eee! Eee! Eee!"
by MagesRealm July 1, 2009
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