Silly gooserey

Doing things that a silly goose does . Actively and repeatedly making ridiculously stupid decisions that only a silly goose could make. Also the act of realizing that you may have once been a silly goose and conducted or took part in an act of silly gooserey.

marijuana being illegal is nothing but a bunch of silly gooserey.

by Buddha Brian December 24, 2016

mosquito-gooser

In Christian music, a guitar-driven sub-hymn sung with arms raised and all fingers flailing.

Oh, I remember that song from Charismatic... a classic mosquito-gooser!

by Zappin' Nap August 15, 2019

ooster gooster

when you are having sexual intercourse with a female and you bust a nut on your nutsake and it sticks to the females asscheek

My bitch called me an Ooster gooster when my nutsake got stuck to her asscrack

by Oscar Flooster December 1, 2020

The Gooser

When someone steals your girlfriend and while they’re having sex he steals her dildo and puts it in his butt.

Bro, james is such a scumbag. He stole Samantha right out from under me and gave her the gooser

by Mattpaw716 April 24, 2023

Big Gooser

Being so Fucking awesome and cool,

That guys a “Big Gooser”
I’m feelin Big Goosin

by BIGGooser December 19, 2023

Penis Gooster

When a large amount of nut drips down your shaft and gets your shaft stuck to your sack creating a vacuum seal.

I have a penis gooster and it won’t come apart!

by lamronnem April 6, 2024

Behind The Back Gooser

When you're hitting it doggy style and the girl reaches between her legs and massages the balls.

I got the best behind the back gooser last night.

by Btbg September 19, 2021