-$7.50 worth of wine, in a box, With a taste equivalent to shit.
-Linked with Mass brain cell reduction, taste bud destruction, and fines of up to two hundred and twenty-five dollars in Australia.
-Drank by facktards who are too cheap to spend 15 bucks on a six pack of bundaberg rum -which is liquid gold
-Linked with Mass brain cell reduction, taste bud destruction, and fines of up to two hundred and twenty-five dollars in Australia.
-Drank by facktards who are too cheap to spend 15 bucks on a six pack of bundaberg rum -which is liquid gold
Ben: Dude the cops are coming!! RUN!
Brad: MaNN i jUSt draNK a whOLe cask of GOON! i AINT runnInn noWheRe!!
*falls over*
Cops: Mr Mcfarlane, im going to have to issue you a $255.00 fine for underage drinking in public.
Brad: AwwW FUCK!!!!
Brad: MaNN i jUSt draNK a whOLe cask of GOON! i AINT runnInn noWheRe!!
*falls over*
Cops: Mr Mcfarlane, im going to have to issue you a $255.00 fine for underage drinking in public.
Brad: AwwW FUCK!!!!
by Brad McFarlane January 14, 2008
Get the Goon mug.Here in the FLA, the term goon represents an illiterate black person that believes that he or she is "hard", in the sense of being gangster or "a real nigguh".
Jay- what!? im a real ass goon u bitch-made ass nigga.
Stef- kool u fuckin illiterate black kid. *shows grill*
Stef- kool u fuckin illiterate black kid. *shows grill*
by Stef L. March 19, 2008
Get the Goon mug.A person who is uncredibly stupid/slow.
They tend to say things without thinking how rediculous they sound.
They tend not to get jokes quickly or at all.
Generally a knob head.
They tend to say things without thinking how rediculous they sound.
They tend not to get jokes quickly or at all.
Generally a knob head.
Alex: 'These chips taste really potatoey.'
Sophie: 'OMG, you're such a goon. What a stupid thing to say'
Sophie: 'OMG, you're such a goon. What a stupid thing to say'
by SophieLovesAndre April 16, 2008
Get the GOON mug.13 year old shitstains who think they are at the height of wit by being a complete asswipe to everyone and repeating the same lame-ass tired out catchphrases as some kind of secret handshake with other "goons".
"Do you have stairs in your house?" "The internet makes you stupid!" "OMG I'M A GOON TOO WE'RE SO KEWL!"
by Riconoen May 5, 2006
Get the goon mug.Drug abusers and griefers. Hypocrites and madmen. Psychopaths and sarcastic bastards. Good people, basically.
Possible attatchment to website www.somethingawful.com, but direct connections or contact information are a guarded secret.
Possible attatchment to website www.somethingawful.com, but direct connections or contact information are a guarded secret.
"That goon griefed the Hamidon raid!", "Dude, that goon totally ripped on your twelve color costume!", "Oh, those goons!"
by Jon Boice March 29, 2005
Get the goon mug.A person that is wild. They aint scared, real goons dont have a crew. They can get down by they self. Aka a crazy ass gangsta.
by Ya gurl Rob April 15, 2006
Get the goon mug.Keith: (After reading the menu and realising there are no pizzas on it) Can I Have a Pizza?
Kev: Fuck Off ya Goon, we sell fish 'n' chips.
Kev: Fuck Off ya Goon, we sell fish 'n' chips.
by Adski March 14, 2004
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