A adjective describing any or all individuals excelling in the art of "Keeping it real" and being a percussionist. Basically kicking ass and taking names, while keeping a distinct "Swag" going.
by SirGoonAlot December 19, 2010
Generally a Goon is a member of the Goon Squad - a Squad claimed, but re-recreated by the rap guru Plies. Interestingly, in this sense, a Goon is someone who intimidates, but enthralls. When a Goon is a Goon there is generally no question. The instinctual behavior of a Goon is quite unique. To be honest, it is well known among the Goon Squad that talk is cheep, money is money, and a fight is due when necessary. However, even knowledge is power, and a weapon.
In all honesty, soldier is a soldier, a soldier is not a Goon. The proclaimed ranking "definition" is more than questionable. Ranking order is just as with all.
In all honesty, soldier is a soldier, a soldier is not a Goon. The proclaimed ranking "definition" is more than questionable. Ranking order is just as with all.
by LeeLee FallenAngel July 19, 2014
Rap therapist, blog having, good fashion wearing hoodlum. Follows "the rap" and "the hip hop." Seeks guidance from Das Racist and Kanye West
by GetRealPF April 18, 2011
SomethingAwful ring of plagiarist, journalistic fabricators, stalkers, and journalistic hoax starters of the modern era as I have the taunt for them known as "Goons get what Goons Deserve" as it stemmed from the boxer that was a video game movie director getting into a fight with Lowtax.
I had the blog where I didn't challenge him to a fight in the ring -- I wanted to fight him in the street where I could do some serious damage. Lowtax wouldn't be given a concussion he would gotten a beat-down that rivaled the double homicide railing of the convicted murderer in The Cabbie Homicide who happened to be in my homeroom. Known Goons are AutoAim who sent a flier to my family's neighborhood and posted their address on VampireFreaks cults then wrote as my late grandmother and impersonated my family on VampireFreaks. He was tossed from the site for stalking then came back as the same damn name. DJ Pathogen and the plagiarist I was trailing for years originated in 2008 from the same website as The Hive Mind on Associated Content laid into the collective of pedophiles. According to the YouTube footage of Lowtax boxing the director, he couldn't fight for shit as in An Eye In Shadows I noted as others seen this. I had been prone to use a combination lock as a melee weapon as I also whipped a bully with a broken bike chain getting oil on his nice U-Men shirt.
I had the blog where I didn't challenge him to a fight in the ring -- I wanted to fight him in the street where I could do some serious damage. Lowtax wouldn't be given a concussion he would gotten a beat-down that rivaled the double homicide railing of the convicted murderer in The Cabbie Homicide who happened to be in my homeroom. Known Goons are AutoAim who sent a flier to my family's neighborhood and posted their address on VampireFreaks cults then wrote as my late grandmother and impersonated my family on VampireFreaks. He was tossed from the site for stalking then came back as the same damn name. DJ Pathogen and the plagiarist I was trailing for years originated in 2008 from the same website as The Hive Mind on Associated Content laid into the collective of pedophiles. According to the YouTube footage of Lowtax boxing the director, he couldn't fight for shit as in An Eye In Shadows I noted as others seen this. I had been prone to use a combination lock as a melee weapon as I also whipped a bully with a broken bike chain getting oil on his nice U-Men shirt.
SomethingAwful, what did that wop say about us on his blog?
AutoAim_CFG: Let's lift his work and bastardize his characters under the guise of fair use, we will collectively break him.
Others -- I think you should be careful of this one. He's prone to troll murder groupies as his nickname from the known crime blogger is The Administer of Agitation. He fights back with real investigative reporting and not afraid to reveal names of trolls as he does this on YouTube. Trolling the trolls is something closely associated with him.
Some noted he gave chase to a thug in Cabrini Green after doing a suicide throw from Judo on him as he studied multiple martial arts magazines and hand-to-hand combat magazines to learn effectively know where to hit with punches, knee-strikes (Krav Maga style knee strikes), boxing style punching, and came from a Greco-Roman wrestling background. He effectively threw a 13 year old gang banger into the ground on the verge of turning 14. Some had confirmed it took an off-duty cop to peel him off as he had him in a headlock and proceeded to punch the thug in the head. He wrote the book on psychological warfare as some noted rivals CIA levels as he engaged his old place with a picture of NoBama burning the Constitution as a psychological melee weapon.
The little greaseball flat out taunted us with "Goons get what goons deserve."
AutoAim_CFG: Let's lift his work and bastardize his characters under the guise of fair use, we will collectively break him.
Others -- I think you should be careful of this one. He's prone to troll murder groupies as his nickname from the known crime blogger is The Administer of Agitation. He fights back with real investigative reporting and not afraid to reveal names of trolls as he does this on YouTube. Trolling the trolls is something closely associated with him.
Some noted he gave chase to a thug in Cabrini Green after doing a suicide throw from Judo on him as he studied multiple martial arts magazines and hand-to-hand combat magazines to learn effectively know where to hit with punches, knee-strikes (Krav Maga style knee strikes), boxing style punching, and came from a Greco-Roman wrestling background. He effectively threw a 13 year old gang banger into the ground on the verge of turning 14. Some had confirmed it took an off-duty cop to peel him off as he had him in a headlock and proceeded to punch the thug in the head. He wrote the book on psychological warfare as some noted rivals CIA levels as he engaged his old place with a picture of NoBama burning the Constitution as a psychological melee weapon.
The little greaseball flat out taunted us with "Goons get what goons deserve."
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
1. A cool word, replacing the word {pimp}, as in "pimp my style, yo,"
2.A really wierd {creep} that follows you, aka, a {stalker} that ties you up and pushes you off of a {blimp}, like in the movie UP. Where the creep is the old guy that says " Adventure's Out There!!!"
2.A really wierd {creep} that follows you, aka, a {stalker} that ties you up and pushes you off of a {blimp}, like in the movie UP. Where the creep is the old guy that says " Adventure's Out There!!!"
1. dude, your car is looking totally {gooned} out
2. "Hey, leave me alone you {gooney} old goon, you really belong with the {monkeys}!!! LONG LIVE {KING KONG}!!!"
2. "Hey, leave me alone you {gooney} old goon, you really belong with the {monkeys}!!! LONG LIVE {KING KONG}!!!"
by Ibarkalotcauseiwant2.hehe April 08, 2010
"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.
Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
by FunkyJerker February 10, 2012
For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.
by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016