andrea gonzalez

If this is ur name or last name you will be good with any Brody any Joey or any Jaedan so date one of them:) if you have any of these in ur name ur usually a lazy funny person usually with brown or blonde hair and blue eyes

Guy 1-Dude do you know Andrea Gonzalez
Guy 2-Yes I love her!

by hahahah_loveeeee October 28, 2019

phittie gonzalez

someone who is really really hot.

comes from speedy gonzales.
phittie comes from the word fitty, meaning hot guy.

'oh get a load of that, that guy is a phittie gonzalez if ever i saw one'

by shayanne January 29, 2007

White Gonzalez

To dust a Squirrel in cocain, this making it look white. often followed by performing a brown gonzalez

i caught a squirell the other day, i might make it a white gonzalez

by needs4crying May 25, 2009

Danny Gonzalez Enjoyer

A based gigachad who carried the allies in both world wars and saved millions of people

"oh my god that guy is ending the war"
"he must be a danny gonzalez enjoyer"

by Danny Gonzalez Enjoyer November 21, 2021

ariana gonzalez

A short monkey

Ariana Gonzalez ate her banana

by 21logic21 December 4, 2014

Christopher Allen Gonzalez

A fighting Messiah whose capabilities and ultra-human strength exceed those of any being, human or non human in nature. Christopher Allen Gonzalez's true identity and age is unknown though he takes on the form of a teenage male with dark brown hair. He spends his time traversing planet earth, spending the majority of his time winning at everything. Outside of his supernatural physical abilities he also has the ability to control various elements with his mind. He can change the weather in his present environment and change migration patterns of animals by will. After voluntarily offering himself for medical research in 2001 it was discovered that he is capable of using 100% of his brain’s function and over 85% of his bodies muscle fibres. He is capable of re-generating after attaining wounds. He has fought against a number of menacing opponents such as Charizard, Alien, Predator, Neo from the Matrix, those capable of using the Buddhist Palm technique, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, all of whom have been mercilessly beaten.See More

Christopher Allen Gonzalez is simply amazing

by Mr.B1g November 26, 2010

Brayan Gonzalez Ortega

Greasy mexican beast with no taste in anime or music. He loves guys especially ones named in the series Spongebob Square Pants. He's somewhat intelligent with

P1:Brayan is mad at me :(
P2: Don't worry it's just a Brayan Gonzalez Ortega

by anonymousduck245 October 27, 2020