goldfish syndrome

very bad short term memory, 10 second memory, like a goldfish

example one:
person 1: arent you grounded?
person 2: i was but my mom forgot. she has goldfish syndrome

example two:
person 1: i told you never to say that again!
person 2: sorry i forgot
person 1: bullshit you dont have goldfish syndrome!

by blmnkychck April 23, 2007

Goldfish kiss

Soft kiss, lip to lip with no tounge and both at the same time pop your lips baby

The other day I had my first goldfish kiss... it was popping

by IM JAMES READ October 31, 2020

goldfish ass crack

I am goldfish ass crack

I am goldfish ass crack and I eat goldfish

by gold fish ass crack August 28, 2022

Goldfish with Raisins

this snack is BUSS, if you disagree, you are wrong, (hazel).

"foofoomanua is eating goldfish with raisins"

by FooFooManua October 29, 2022

Brazilian Goldfish

When a Brazilian man ejaculates into his cupped hand and proceeds to throw it into his girlfriends face.

Oh boy! I can't wait for Josh to feed me some Brazilian Goldfish.

by Golden Corral Man January 19, 2014

Lil Goldfish

The Man, The Fish, The Legend

Man, Lil Goldfish hit that bitch for three hours.
Turn over bithc imma sign that ass Lil Goldfish.

by Lil Goldfish September 19, 2018

international goldfish day

goldfish is probably everyones favourite food and this needs to be appreciate because its amazing on October 19th its international goldfish day buy a shit load of youre fav goldfish

October 19th International Goldfish Day

by aha itzz layy August 26, 2019