garfield

The coolest cartoon cat to date. Garfield was created by Jim Davis and highly succesful.

Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.

Extremely amusing for all generations.

The people who hate garfield are jealous because he is funnier than their own shitty comics.

Garfield will eat you.

by theplainjane April 29, 2005

simon and garfunkel

THE duo of the sixties, and THE greatest musicians of any era. Had a reunion at the Grammys several years ago, and held a nationwide tour entitled "Old Friends" last year. Popular for songs like The Sound of Silence, Mrs. Robinson, The Boxer, their amazing arrangement of Scarborough Faire, and Bridge Over Troubled Water. Paul Simon did almost all the writing, but they wouldn't have made it without Art Garfunkel, who provides amazing harmonies.

"Hello, darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk to you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains within the sound of silence..."

by Ricky Hernandez May 25, 2005

Garfleck

1. Jennifer Garner + Ben Affleck
2. An unfortunate nickname, because Jen could get so much better

Garfleck had their first baby Violet, in December 2006.

by Danny Cheng June 11, 2006

Garfield-ass cat

When you or your friend has a big, obese orange tabby cat with a huge appetite.

"Dude, you have a big, Garfield-ass cat!"

by GunnyMan4 December 1, 2016

GARFUNGLE

GARFUNGLE is a very majestic and great being. He is so very majestic and wants Vincent to lick his big sweaty toe. There is only one GARFUNGLE in the universe. So if you ever find one then it is probably not a GARFUNGLE cuz there will never be another GARFUNGLE. Btw GARFUNGLE is very majestic if I haven’t mentioned it already.

Avery: Look how majestic garfungle is being right now

Ashley: Of course he is he is GARFUNGLE!
Vincent: He is so majestic I’m going to go lick his big sweaty toe!

by Garfungle’s daughter’s friend June 11, 2019

Garfield-diet

When someone hangs out with worse looking people than themselves to seem prettier or skinnier than they are.

Bob: ”stacey looks really fit in that picture”
James: “No, it only seems like that because she’s using Anna as her Garfield-diet”

by Jimmy broswem July 2, 2019

Garfield-diet

When someone hangs out with worse looking people than themselves to seem prettier or skinnier than they really are.

Bob: ”stacey looks really fit in that picture”
James: “No, it only seems like that because she’s using Anna as her Garfield-diet”

by Jimmy broswem July 2, 2019