Geometry Dash

A game made by Robert Topola and 2.21 will never come out :(
UwU FIRE IN THE HOLE

person 1: I love geometry dash
person 2: FIRE IN THE HOLE
person 1: pls no

by TheCatKing May 4, 2025

Hop on Geometry Dash

A slang that is most commonly used by gay men to have aggressive oral sex with femboys.

Ricardo: Yo dude i really wanna hop on geometry dash
Xavier: Thats really disgusting man.

by empireism July 24, 2025

Geometry Dash 2.21

Will never come out

Geometry Dash 2.21 will never come out

by Bobert Tobala March 10, 2024

Geometry Dash 2.2 out

yes yes it is real!!!! it is oute. swingcopter here!!! spider oorb here!!! we evehn got de teleporb and deh spider pahd
is not a joke, is real. serusly. 2.2 oute. go chehk on sheam fohr updhate unleas you alredy hav!!!

Bartholomew: "2.2 will never come out."
Nathaniel Bacon: "Geometry Dash 2.2 out tho"
Bartholomew: "you lie"
Nathaniel: "no lie!"
Bartholomew: "i chehck"
Bartholomew: "WHAT THE-"
Nathaniel: "i told yhou"

Matthew: "you really play geometry dash nerd?"
Nathaniel + Bartholomew: "S H U T"
Robert Topala™: "you will not speak of mine creation that way™"

Matthew: "hey look its inventor of doofus land"
Robert Topala™: "you will be teleport to congregation, N O W!!!™"

Matthew: "what's congregation, some sort of ner-"
*Matthew was trapped in the depths of Congregation™*

by this creature January 22, 2024

Geometry Dash

stupid game that i wasted 7 dollars on (ios and steam including taxes) and i cant get past the first fucking level FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKUFCKUFFKCICJCJCKFIFIIFISIAWI

Geometry Dash is a game about cubes jumping, inspired by the impossible game. It is a way to show that you are a virgin and have nothing to do, and will be forced to sit in a chair every single fucking day and record SHIT videos and become BANKRUPT

Some random 14 yearold: im gamer cool man
Me: you waste money on geometry dash

by T1ngTang April 13, 2024

geometry dash haha funny

Skibidi fire in the hole ohio fanum skib toilet, goon diary munting baby gronk, but he's french so I don't like him

i want to munt geometry dash haha funny

by Skibidi caius March 13, 2024

Geometry Dash

A game where you jump over spikes, fly over spikes, gravity flip over spikes, jump again over spikes, do uhhh, I don't know, jump AGAIN over spikes, gravity flip again over spikes, and gravity flip but in the air over spikes. Also customization exists, and gambling.

"Have you played Geometry Dash?" Peter said.

"No." Lois said.

family guy fall plays

cue outro music

by T1ngTang February 21, 2024