General Alden

The name of a general that President Biden should have listened to

James: Regarding the withdrawal from Afghanistan, do you believe that General Alden's plan could have saved lives?

Rob:

by Broseph Coney Island October 5, 2021

email generation

The ability to tell in general how old someone is by their email domain.

President Barack Obama once said that baby boomers "Cling to their guns, religion, and AOL.com email domains" - This references the fact that no one below the age of 50 still uses AOL. The baby boomer generation, like most senior citizens of their time, are known for their frugality. That is to say, they are cheapskates. However none of them seem to be able to figure out that free email accounts are widely available and they don't have to pay for it through AOL anymore.

Gen X'ers often stick to hotmail.com or yahoo.com. They don't want to risk coming off the Pearl Jam or Third Eye Blind mailing lists.

Gen Y'ers stick to gmail.com. As are a few forward thinking Gen X'ers (*those whose hotmail or yahoo accounts got hacked at Y2K)

The millennials are just too fuckin' hip to be defined by their email. They just communicate with each other through twitter...I mean snapchat...oh wait that was so last week, how do I find out if my beard and skullcap are still in?

(Woman, to man at a bar) Hi handsome? Nice beard, spectacle glasses, plaid sportcoat, and tight-fitting jeans with the cuffs rolled up. Can I email you?
(Man) LOL!!
(Woman) Well if you change your mind, I'm [e-mail]
(Man) Cougar!
(Woman) OMG he knows my email generation

by RATTnroll October 31, 2016

Tongmaster General

The enforcer of all things student press freedom, a Tongmaster General possesses a deep fondness for media, law and ethics. If you encounter a Tongmaster General in the wild, fear not, for the Tongmaster General will not harm you, unless you attempt to harm him. If you impede the freedom of the student press, beware. The Tongmaster General yearns for accuracy and expression by all accounts.

Oh my god, the Tongmaster General just arrived in the Newsroom.

by Studentpressneedem October 27, 2023

Generation Alpha

Genneration Alpha are kids born in the years 2012-present. They are the offspring of early generation Y's and late gen x's. They are going to be the most educated and tech savvy people that ever lived until the generation after gen alpha. They will basically be generation z 2.0. They don't remember a time before smartphones or facebook. They are some of the first people to experience a new education system in America with iPads and more collaborative learning. Someday they will be the leaders of the world but only time can tell what it will be like.

Woman: "Awww he's so cute, when was he born?"

Parent of Child: "He was born in 2012."

Woman:"He's got a bright future he's a generation alpha baby."

by ImmediateAce September 17, 2013

the fuck-mtv generation

the small part of the population that was born after 1980 that does not conform to everything that is shown on mtv. people who can actually see the brainwashing effect that the channel has and can embrace rock music, in fact anything that uses an actual drumbeat and doesnt have a synthesiser

the people who should be in charge of the world are the fuck-mtv generation

by andrew osullivan November 30, 2006

Strawberry generation

A term coined for Taiwanese people born from 1990s onwards. Used to describe how people from this generation bruise easily, like strawberries.

Strawberry generation can't do real work. All they do is drink bubble tea and disrespect their parents.

by caater December 27, 2021

Generation Z

All the unfortunate people born between 1997 and 2010 who grew up with the Internet. The generation who saw someone kill themselves in a video, but 'hey look there are also cute baby animals'. If you ask anybody of this generation to sing you Rick Astley’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ they could. Probably all are either depressed, have anxiety or both, but everyone must die anyway, right?

Millennials: Oh I am sooo depressed
Generation Z: *eyes red from crying for the last hour* Kowabummer

by wt137 September 10, 2021