Gears of Whore

One who is obsessed with GOW and displays the following symptoms:

Red eyes

Fear of chainsaws

Uncontrolable urge to drop the F-bomb

Has gained the "Seriously..." achievement

Joe: Dude look at Mark, he is a total Gears of Whore, he's clocked in over 20,000 games of GOW.

by W0uldn't y0u like t0 kn0w? January 7, 2009

gearstick

The sexual act of grasping an erect penis and moving it about in a way that you would a car's gearstick, while at the same time, imitating the sound of the gears changing.

Mark was happily receiving a hearty blowjob from the girl from Perth but was caught off guard when she abruptly stopped and began to gearstick him. He noticed that she was particularly adept at imitating the sound of the gears shifting. Perhaps, he thought, she had a passion for car racing.

by dougla14 May 18, 2011

Geas

A spell or curse put appon someone to makesure they fulfil their task and dont betray their master. For instance a Geas could be put upon a servant to make sure that they stay loyal or upon a mercenary to make sure they dont double cross their employee.
Faliure to do so will result in the victim being killed in one way or another by the Geas.
Used alot by Celtic Shamans and Norse Guayla (witch doctors). Not used offensively as any magic user able to preform a Geas can easily destroy enemies in a multitude of other ways.

'The Shaman forced my undying loyalty by putting a Geas on my soul'

by X December 30, 2004

Shifting Gears

The act of one man flicking another man's penis with any object besides his hand (to avoid any homosexual accusations), the flick must be brisk and gentle so said man does not get injured. While in the process Man 1 must shout "Shifting Gears!"

Man 0: Bro, you gotta go shift gears...

Man 1: I got it... *proceeds to 'shift gears' on Man 2*...SHIFTING GEARS!

Man 2: You're dumb.

by Big D_31 September 25, 2009

Gears Queer

A Gears Queer is one who plays the video game Gears of War a lot and thinks it's the best thing since butter and bread. To go along with this, they are arrogant, think they are "elite" and can "pwn n00bs", constantly talking sh*t on their mic's, etc. Let's just say they live up to their name.

"I play Gears of War, which is the best game ever, so i'm better than you, n00b!"

"STFU Gears Queer."

by playCOD4 February 12, 2008

gassed up

to get your head played with. when bitches play games with your mind.

You had that nigga all gassed up.

by joe dutch August 19, 2004

Gears of War 3

1.) For the true hardcore gamers
2.) Dom Dom Dom oh mahn
3.) Gameplay, graphics, design, campaign, xbox live = simply amazing.
4.) From locust to lambent to berserkers to brumaks n gunkers. da fkk izz dat? ;

annoying guy: let's play mw3!!!!!! ima rape all these muthfuckas!
cool guy: nah man i gotta hit up that gears of war 3. thats thaa real rape.

by soulfaithful November 18, 2011