Goertz

A Germanic last name. The males that carry this last name are extremely endowed and has a constant appetite for sex. Although they have a very active sex drive they have a mysterious sensitive side that attracts women to them constantly. He is also a master at oral pleasure. With that combination of attributes any woman can consider herself lucky to have ever been with a Goertz.

Once you go Goertz your vagina hurts!!!

by Fane61 February 3, 2010

Geert

a very good friend, also known as chum

One you'll do everything for

he had a ~ for which he was prepared to kill

by Maatje March 28, 2005

Gertjaars

the role model for all people in australia to grow up just like him and fail at life playing runescape for 20 hours and sleeping for 4 hours

i want to grow up and be just like gertjaars

by I Pity Gertjaars July 18, 2009

Gertjaars

No. 1 on the RuneScape hiscores. He beat Zezima when the Summoning skill came out. People worship him like a god and you will usually see people going "OMG GERTJAARS!" in his presence. If he turns private on he will be spammed.

*Gertjaars appears out of nowhere in Falador*
Gertjaars: Hi.
Random people..

Omg Gertjaars
Z0mg Gertjaars ftw!
Omg Gertjaars give me fr33 st00f p10x

by Mechanicai April 12, 2009

gertjaars

No 1. nolifer @ highscores containing 1 million players.

Gertjaars sucks Zezima OWNS forever!

by karabljons April 19, 2009

Gertie Cummins

The most kick-ass part in the musical, "Oklahoma!". Has an idiotic laugh that totally rocks.

In the winter muscal, I played Gertie Cummins! YAY!

by Liz January 22, 2004

Rudy Gobert

Rudy Gobert is a dumb person who single handedly cancelled the NBA season by having the coronavirus.

Rudy Gobert? Isn't that the guy who cancelled the NBA season?

by The Definition Person 24 March 12, 2020