Gak Net

Any article of clothing used to catch your blasted nut load. Examples are a sock, a shirt, maybe a towel or even your mom's living room drapes. A Gak Net used multiple times to catch your fapped out nut spunk may become quite stiff and crusty over time.

Darren found himself fapping to net porn in the living room. About to bust a nut, he needed a Gak Net. He grabbed the end of the designer window drapes and blew man juice and wiped up.

by Eaton Holgoode March 21, 2017

gak out

/gäk out/

To enjoy anything related to Yo-kai Gakuen Y, also known as Y School Heroes outside of Japan.

Examples include but are not limited to: watching episodes of the anime Yo-kai Gakuen Y: N to no Souguu, known simply as Y School Heroes outside of Japan; playing the video game Yo-kai Gakuen Y: Waiwai Gakuen Seikatsu, known as Y School Heroes: Bustlin' School Life outside of Japan; and seeing characters from Yo-kai Gakuen Y appear in other Yo-kai Watch media that are not heavily focused on Yo-kai Gakuen Y.

They gak out when they listen to the Yo-kai Gakuen Y anime's first OP.

by ygakuenfan January 29, 2023

Gak Towel

A rag commonly used to clean up after sex/masturbation. Broad term used to describe any material (such as face washer, tissue, curtains etc) used for cleaning up jism.

Dave uses his curtains as a gak towel

by Charlie October 19, 2004

Gak Snapple and Pop

The sound you hear your mom made when she finds and grabs your tube sock you've been nutting in aka Gak Towel and it's hard and crunchy. May even drop some jizz dust and flakes.

When little Jonnie's mom picked up the tube sock under his bed it when Gak Snapple and Pop. He was cold busted.

by Eaton Holgoode September 29, 2017

GAK DICK

WHEN YOU'VE BEEN ON THE BENDER TRAIN AND EATEN 20 BARNSEYS A GRAM OF DIPPY AND 8 BALL OF RAK FINALLY PICK UP A SMOKIE AFTER CHASING THE DRAGON ALL DAY THEN WHEN IT COMES TO PERFORMING YOUR PENIS DOESN'T CO-OPERATE.

THE OTHER FRIDAY I JUMPED ON THE BENDER TRAIN WAS ON IT ALL WEEKEND CHASING THE DRAGON SPENT MY WHOLE PAY ON GEAR FINALLY PICKED UP A SMOKIE DOWN AT THE SURF CLUB TOOK HER HOME GOT MY PENIS OUT AND SHE LOOKED AT IT AND SAID WHAT IS THAT AND I WAS LIKE ARRRRRRRRH "GAK DICK" BABY

by MEKEEN THE FIEEEN December 2, 2009

Gak Towel

A material often found on a teenage boys bedside table, used to clean up ones spunk from ones penis.

Jimmy: My mum found my dirty gak towels in ma bin!
Friend: Dude try catching ur jizz in ur mouth next time, saves alot of tim!
Jimmy: Wow thanks Friend!
Friend: sure thing!

by Elliot Haworth November 15, 2005

Gak Sak

Similar to the Gak Towel and Doddle Rag. However, a Gak Sak is when a tube or dress sock is used during male masterbation to reduce the amount of spunk mess and limit the required clean up time. The Gak Sak is great for quick wanks on the go. The Gak Sak is placed over the penis and gratification is achieved through the individual's desired stroking action. Upon ejaculatory release, the sock, which is functioning as a receptical sack for the spunk, neatly and conveniently contains the spooge inside avoiding a sticky mess and/or spooge-spackled belly button. Gak Saks may be, but do not require, cleaned after each use. However, most users of the Gak Sak use it over and over again without laundering. This creates a stiff, rigid material over time which they can stand in a corner and show friends who generally admire with awe the achievement of Gak Sak Stiffness. Eventually, the Gak Sak must be laundered or disposed due to discomfort during use when becoming too rigid.

Herschel was an avid viewer of online porn, but found that his masterbatory spunk was creating a sticky, spunk residue on his keyboard and was taking him way to long to clean up between jerk sessions. To avoid a spunky mess and maximize his wank time, he engaged the use of a Gak Sak with one of his tube socks. After repeated use, Herschel was able to stand it next to his computer for quick access. His friends were amazed.

by Eaton Holgoode August 28, 2013