Gak Monster

A person who smokes OBSCENE amounts of Crystal Meth usually lurking in metropolitan areas.

The Tenderloin in San Francisco is crawling with gak monsters.

by SJ lowlife October 13, 2009

Gakked Out

Being high as fuck on cocaine.

My nigga Angelo was gakked out at school.

by Ben Sherman October 25, 2016

Pure Gak

Anything that’s really fucking dope.

Person One: Have you listened to Janelle Monae’s album Dirty Computer?

Person Two: Hell yeah it’s pure gak!

by spicyvegan March 16, 2019

Kest Gak

A sticker usually slapped on surfaces around NYC as a tag. It is rumored to resemble the logo of a streetwear brand discontinued in 2002.

“Hey! That’s a Kest Gak sticker on a train!”

by Unusual987 December 4, 2020

Gak Factory

The area where cocaine is taken; usually comprising a cd case, a credit or video store card, a rolled note (or cut down drinking straw), a baggie of coke and a determined and serious minded soul chopping lines, preparing to work the night shift.

Them: Nah, I didn't make it to the club, I went around Gareth's and got chained to the gak factory..

Me: Nice (shudder)

by footfarmer September 23, 2005

Geeter Gak

Methanphetamine, speed, angel dust, crank, you know...that tweak shit.

"He's hooked on the geeter gak"

by Crakrjak November 16, 2003

simon gak

one of the smartest most phenomenal people ive ever met. he will go so far in life and will marry me when im twenty six. he is russian and really likes cars (like me!). he is the color dark green and he is also an otter but lately ive been thinking hes kind of more like a platypus because theyre like ducks trapped in a beaver body and idk but my favorite thing about him is that i dont have to dumb myself down. love the guy. love greg a bit more. but simon is the smartest boy i know.

simon gak speaks russian??? not as well as me

by mindyabusiiness July 15, 2023