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Gubler Flu

Defined and caused by the actor/director/writer Matthew Gray Gubler. Explained by him in his blog.
What is the gubler-flu you ask?
It's a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world.
Once bitten,
you will be eager to learn the history of vaudeville,
you will find yourself watching old disney movies,
drinking rootbeer floats,

and carving pumpkins (even though its january),
you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks,

and will most likely grow a thin well manicured mustache (despite your gender).
I have been suffering from Gubler Flu ever since I got hooked on Criminal Minds and Matthew Gray Gubler's Unauthorized Documentary.

Me: Why am I sitting outside carving a pumpkin and drinking rootbeer in January?
Friend: Oh no! Your Gubler Flu is flaring up again!
by Muireled August 14, 2010
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fejrul gubmint

Technically this is BP's oil, but you better believe that those greedy Gulf Coast bastards will keep whatever oil they find on their coasts for themselves, and the fejrul gubmint won't do a thing to stop them.
by jonnyrash July 16, 2010
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gubi

Gubi is an adorable little girl who loves the glow! She says she doesn't love hugs, but she really does. She has an addiction to PINK. She likes to rock the boat and sturrr the soup.
We love Gubi
by mamallama333 February 2, 2017
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Gubernment

Only used in context when bitching about any government entity.
Any monies extracted from the citizenship by any Gubernment is a tax, no matter what the Gubernment calls it, or what spin they put on it.
by AlmostFree March 12, 2008
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Gubacabura

An ancient Puerto Rican animal that feeds on cocks and loves to have sex with fat women. It is widely known for its special Jizz dance that supposedly makes people suck its wang until they cum like a waterhose or play "Hop Patao"
Dude! look at that Gubacabura! JIZZ!
by Mr, Whitetanblackman May 22, 2009
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Gubbins

The parts of fish that are thrown away and not consumed.
I threw away my gubbins of my fish.
by Superi0rM4n March 11, 2019
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gublerween

September 15th is when Gublerween starts.
Matthew Gray Gubler believes that spooky season starts on September 15th.
Random dude:Hey did you hear that Gublerween started yesterday?
Other dude:What is Gublerween?
by aangelicroses September 16, 2020
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