Greta Van Fuck

When a middle-aged Mom becomes a groupie of a boy toy band and constantly fantasizes about them whilst getting plowed by Dad.
Tonight, baby, you will be Jake as I Greta Van fuck you!
by Crandall Kiszka April 20, 2019
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Greta Anhut

Her name must be Greta Anhut :)
by Fraaaaa March 09, 2011
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Make America Greta Again

Something you say when you need to Make America Great Again but you're too high on tylenol and you type too fast and you make it Greta instead.
"Back in my day men would armwrestle appalachian bears to the death. Now they're gender study professors or something. MAKE AMERICA GRETA AGAIN!"
by Gjord August 29, 2022
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born 3 January 2003) is a Swedish environmental activist who is internationally known for challenging world leaders to take immediate action against climate change
Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg is a very good person.
by bigmanting12435 November 27, 2020
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Greta Van Zeppelin

A crappy knock off of Led Zeppelin. Fans of this band generally love Led Zeppelin, but Zeppelin fans hate this band. Also known as Greta Van Fleet.
Person 1: Have you heard the new Greta Van Zeppelin Album?
Person 2: Yeah! It sucks!
by evvy_leppy444 July 11, 2022
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Dirty Greta

When you fuck a hot Russian blonde and fill a condom with feces and urine (of any source) and stuff it in her mouth for a tighter fit during follacio and the added risk factor that if you go too hard Greta will have a condom full of shit in her mouth
Brrooooo, I totally gave a dirty Greta last night.
by Penis_disliker July 20, 2022
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