Greetings Syndrome

It makes you greet to everyone, including animals. It's very rare and the causes are speculated.

Common Greetings Syndrome symptoms:
-Saying hello to everyone
-Can't stop thinking about saying hello
-Thinking humans have good behavior

Greetings Syndrome complications:
This list shows most people complications

-Self-injury
-Depression
-Suicide taughts
-Thinking they should be punished if they do not greet to anyone

Greetings Syndrome diagnosis:
-Symptoms persist for 2 weeks
-Shows common complications

Greetings Syndrome causes:
While speculated, people usually develop Greetings Syndrome in either
-School
-Or at home
They get screamed, punished by parents, teachers when they don't greet

Greetings Syndrome background:
A guy with Idiot Syndrome decided to show his idiocy just by making this definition. So please send help while you can

Greeting Syndrome cases:
6,969,098 cases

Greeting Syndrome prevention:
-Not going to school
-Not going to home
-Living as homeless guy

If Greetings Syndrome was real, would it be more like this? Or more like other disorder variant?

by Notmelol123 January 31, 2022

Sneak meat and greet

This is when a girl especially underage girls have sex with boys especially older boys to get them arrested for rape or underage sex with a minor. Some will even blackmail them for money all the time or they will scream rape. A lot of sick dirty shit girls do to get what they want or a girl they hate boyfriend because they not strong enough to beat her ass with him around and will even look like his girlfriend with make up to trick him. So many evil as shit I can’t describe it’s not enough space to type it here. A lot of times girls do this too because they Have hiv and and no one would have sex with them so lie and said he rape her and gave it to her.

This girl out so many good innocent people away with her sneak meat and greet all for the money and ending her best competition so she can be famous over him. Or he humiliated her when he showed her how evil she was online social media but didn’t see her face so she got her worst coldest revenge and laugh about it so hard when she got a tan looking black dark brown skin girl when she’s was really white skin or light skin. And no one can find the real her anymore.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 11, 2022

Kings Greeting

After successfully getting lucky the night before you are met with a kiss on both cheeks by your friends as a sign of greatness.

“How did you go last night?”-Guy 1
“Yeah mate I pulled an absolute babe” - King

“All hail the king”-Guy 1
Kings greeting given XX

by Revellers101 December 6, 2020

triple-f greeting

Stands for "Fake Fist-Fight" greeting, and denotes the playful-macho act of two best buds joyfully saying hello by grinningly taking a few wild swings at each other, but of course never having any of the flailing punches actually "land"; both greeters purposely "swing wide" so that they safely miss each other every time.

An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

rainbow greeting

A smilingly-playful salutation dat consists of da phrase, "The color between orange and green." Translation: "YELLOOOO!"

A rainbow greeting is da greatest --- why just SAY hello when ya can YELL it? :D

by QuacksO May 7, 2022

gradual-ramp-up-volume greeting

Refers to a non-startling strategy employed whenever you are unable to unobtrusively get someone's attention or make eye-contact with him for whatever reason (maybe he's deep in a book, concentrating hard on a household/carpentry task, or using noisy equipment, and thus he does not look up/around occasionally or hear/observe your presence) and so you start out to say hello by speaking very quietly, and then cautiously raising your voice little-by-little (like some modern-day alarm-clocks do so as to wake you "gently" instead of startling you out of a sound slumber with a full-blast ringer right away) till the previously-oblivious person eventually becomes aware of your proximity and glances up.

I'd wanted to ask my elderly neighbor about my possibly carpooling with him on his grocery-shopping trip the next day, but he was so busy using his riding lawnmower that he never noticed me despite my circling around in front of him several times, so I eventually used the gradual-ramp-up-volume greeting to finally get his attention.

by QuacksO August 22, 2018

jerkers greeting

When you are jerking off with someone and you touch tips mid jerk

I got a jerkers greeting from my dad. Help me mom.

by Baslix October 20, 2017