gnarly mother

A male in their 40's that must have 2 of the following traits,

1. Must be missing at least 2 teeth(one must be in the front).
2. Does not have to don a mullet.
3. Facial hair must be present(hair should not be trimmed since highschool).
4. Has either owned/operate a meth lab.
5. Tattos on neck/head.
6. Has a permanent tan.
7. Works for some type of construction company in Pa. Prefers the masonry/concrete field.

Shawn "Dude I was at Wal-mart last night and there was this gnarly mother in line buying some sudafed."
Brett "He was probably smurphing for the season."

by The Darb June 6, 2009

Gnarly Sheen

When someone snorts a line of cum sprinkled with blow

We had a great night consisting of a dinner and a movie, capped off with a gnarly sheen.

by Coachjs May 22, 2018

gnarly dubstep

Gnarlydubstep: More upbeat and loader dubstep

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by Notahipsternamedmia October 11, 2013

Gnarly cruds

Any type of dirty bits found in places where they shouldn't be. Extra large, dirty, or unusualy large amount of crud.

My roomate swept the floor and found gnarly cruds.

by LadyO March 2, 2009

gnarly nardi

sticking your tongue all the way up a guys ass who just ate 100 plus chicken wings. Then after that making out with that mans mother.

George: that guys a psycho...
Herry: how come?
George: he gave nathan and his mom a gnarly nardi...

by chee cha choo choi March 6, 2009

gnarly

Gnarly is basically anything out of the ordinary, but usually in a good way. Like a wave that is huge is a gnarly wave, but a wave that is too small would never be a gnarly wave. Some unique and different sounding music can be gnarly, but boring soft R&B can't be gnarly.

Wow dude those are some <a href="www.gnarle.com">gnarly shirts</a>!

by Doctor Levels March 23, 2009

gnarly dude

A guy who's been severely mangled. A man who's been so inexplicably fucked over, fuck up and shit upon that his body is turned up-side-down and inside out - usually with an eye-ball that wanders attached to some sort of fucked up antenna.

Ken: The motherfucker was one gnarly dude.
Audi: No shit.
Abe: Shit...

by cold cock July 4, 2011