to glump (v.) the act of rolling a person on roller skates back and forth to anally penetrate them. 2007, from "glide and bump"
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by bmanc900 August 5, 2007
Get the glump mug.The act of forcing a "gleeballs" on someone, thereby making the act not as gleeful, but entirely glumful. Gleeballing is the homosexual act of stroking/raking your scrotum across the smiling face of your partner. Glumballs is the same act, but without the smile.
Friend 1: "I've never been sadder as that time I was gleeballed..."
Friend 2: "How the hell were you gleeballed if you didn't enjoy it? Did he hold you down? Were you not in a gleeballing mood? Dude, you totally got some glumballs up in there... ya better recognize!"
Friend 2: "How the hell were you gleeballed if you didn't enjoy it? Did he hold you down? Were you not in a gleeballing mood? Dude, you totally got some glumballs up in there... ya better recognize!"
by ttobrub January 15, 2009
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Get the Glummey mug.A contagious disease that affects your mood and possibly the mood of your peers. A feeling of being down and the opposite of shitting rainbows.
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Get the Gluma mug.American football: when a player, most commonly a running back, fumbles while trying to cross the goal line to score a touchdown. First used on the fantasyfootballers podcast.
by Lemuel Winks October 17, 2018
Get the glumble mug.•Something that is really nice or good looking
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•used in a sentence: oh my god your so glumbunxious just like Michale
•If your names Michael your often Glumbunxious
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•used in a sentence: oh my god your so glumbunxious just like Michale
•If your names Michael your often Glumbunxious
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