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Definition: A Garty is a lanky man who flirts with as many ugly or whoreish women as possible and only gets a few nudes that he obsesses over and brags about. If you are a Garty there is a 0% chance that you will ever lose your virginity. A Garty always puts hoes before bros and will say literally anything to try to get with a girl. He is always unsuccessful yet he will throw literally anyone under the bus to simp for pussy.
Whatever you do, don't be a Garty.
Definition: A Garty is a lanky man who flirts with as many ugly or whoreish women as possible and only gets a few nudes that he obsesses over and brags about. If you are a Garty there is a 0% chance that you will ever lose your virginity. A Garty always puts hoes before bros and will say literally anything to try to get with a girl. He is always unsuccessful yet he will throw literally anyone under the bus to simp for pussy.
Whatever you do, don't be a Garty.
Her: Hey Garty could you drop me off at my boyfriend's house
Garty: Yeah I guess so
Her: Oh I'm broke too, can I borrow a little money?
Garty: How Much?
Her: only $20 not that much
Garty: Okay
*next day*
Garty: you're never gonna guess who took a ride in my car yesterday
Garty: and she sent me a picture of part of her boob like almost the full nipple
The Boys: Garty shut the fuck up..... quit being such a simp
Garty: Yeah I guess so
Her: Oh I'm broke too, can I borrow a little money?
Garty: How Much?
Her: only $20 not that much
Garty: Okay
*next day*
Garty: you're never gonna guess who took a ride in my car yesterday
Garty: and she sent me a picture of part of her boob like almost the full nipple
The Boys: Garty shut the fuck up..... quit being such a simp
by ITSTAZ February 28, 2020
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Origin: taken from an abbreviated term for a dodgy estate in Kendal; Hallgarth - The Garth)
Origin: taken from an abbreviated term for a dodgy estate in Kendal; Hallgarth - The Garth)
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Get the GartFart mug.When a person tries to come for you or question you and your authority, you retaliate with pure indiscriminate justice. This often times makes the victim embarrassed, ashamed or belitted.
This chick was tryin'to pop off in front of her lame ass friends. What she doesn't know is that I will gather her trifling ass if she keeps on.
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Person 1: I played gartic phone with my friends and they drew a lot of cursed backyardigains stuff
Person 2: oh god
Person 2: oh god
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