Gareth

"Gareth" is a name reserved for handsome yet humble narcissists.

Normally given to very special Swedish princes.

As a friend, organiser or business man you wont get better than a "Gareth".

How good at Football are you ?
I'm fxxxing brilliant - I'm even better than Zlatan - Im almost a "Gareth"

by BillyHilton September 16, 2020

Gareth

A person who will always say he's awake but will proceed to fall asleep mid activity, out the blue with no warning sat at his desk in his gaming chair. The only way you will notice is when he snores and refuses to wake up, Eventually you can wake a Gareth up but will say they weren't asleep.

Person 1- "What's that sound"
Person 2 - "I think he's asleep"
Person 1- "He must have pulled a Gareth on us"

by Wowwowwae July 18, 2022

Gareth

Gareth is ALWAYS 4'9 but will say he's 5'0 no matter what, he also has a SEVERE lack of female companions

"Gareth got turned down by Maya AGAIN@

by Mint Chocolate buttons August 11, 2022

Gareth

Gareth’s are one of the kindest people known to mankind. You will never catch them without a smile. They are hard-working, clever, funny and caring, and a one in a million person. These people can crack jokes so naturally and will never fail to make you laugh. You guys don’t realise how lucky you are to know a Gareth.

Person 1: Hi I just met a guy called Gareth.
Person 2: How was he?
Person 1: Absolutely amazing!

by CheesyMarshmallow December 18, 2021

Gareth

one of the nicest people you will ever meet. trustworthy and real, someone who makes you feel like you're safe falling asleep when in the same room. you can trust him to hold your drink.

"hey who is that?"
"oh, that's Gareth. isn't he neat?"

by lil_lass March 16, 2022

Gareth

He is a good friend good at vidio games but can be erratating af at times
And has a huge cock

Gareth:want to play video games all Kathy like I did yesterday
James:no I hate u

by Doodoo123 March 20, 2022

gareth

a midle hight nigga with a massive peen. im talking this shit is so long its 5 times longer then mr. sinses. he also is very gay around his homies and they think hes acting but he actualy is not.

(btw he also has had sexual intercorse with your mom)

damn gareth thats a massive dick you mast have fucked my mom last night.

by wise man gary February 1, 2022