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Gareth

A person who will always say he's awake but will proceed to fall asleep mid activity, out the blue with no warning sat at his desk in his gaming chair. The only way you will notice is when he snores and refuses to wake up, Eventually you can wake a Gareth up but will say they weren't asleep.
Person 1- "What's that sound"
Person 2 - "I think he's asleep"
Person 1- "He must have pulled a Gareth on us"
by Wowwowwae July 18, 2022
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Gareth

Someone who portrays characteristics that hint at a lack of maturity and accountability. Unemployed and reliant on his wife as the main provider, he seems to lack the drive to contribute financially. His prejudiced and transphobic attitudes demonstrate a closed-minded outlook, potentially stemming from a lack of exposure to diverse perspectives. Alongside this, his humor tends to be immature and simplistic, geared towards a younger audience and often missing the mark in more mature conversations. His consistently poor diet of junk food and soda reflects a disregard for his own health and well-being, while his disorganized and unkempt workspace underscores a lack of responsibility for his personal environment. These traits collectively depict an individual who might benefit from personal growth and a more considerate approach to adulthood.

In summary, the manchild persona encompasses an unemployed man heavily reliant on his wife's income, exhibiting prejudiced views, immature humor, an unhealthy diet, and a disregard for organization. These characteristics point towards a need for emotional and intellectual growth, along with a greater sense of responsibility for both his personal and social life.
Man, you're such a Gareth.
by Bleublanc August 10, 2023
mugGet the Garethmug.

Gareth Morgan Special

To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”
Fuck, mate! If your cat keeps acting like that I’ll have to give it the Gareth Morgan Special!
by SalamanderJones May 13, 2021
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Gareth

Gareth is ALWAYS 4'9 but will say he's 5'0 no matter what, he also has a SEVERE lack of female companions
"Gareth got turned down by Maya AGAIN@
by Mint Chocolate buttons August 11, 2022
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Gareth Hamilton

Gareth Hamilton is a guy with an uneven head shape, and he is very stupid. He also gets bullied by his sibling and has gay genes that run through the family
“Lol look the younger sister is sitting in the front seat

“Oh yeah that’s Gareth Hamilton, he gets bullied by his sister.”
by phatwastaken November 21, 2021
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Gareth

The Gareth rizzed up his friends with lolly pops.
by Existiting GOAT February 27, 2023
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GARETH<3

Two guys that are in a very gay-relationship, two guys that likes to jerk eachoter off and suck eachothers d***
(BY MAD GIRL, HI GUYS!)
"Wanna play some Gareth<3-games?"
"Omg, those guys do Gareth<3-shit togever"
by ShitIloveGareth January 3, 2017
mugGet the GARETH<3mug.

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