futoku

the coolest religion in the world besides hitiki! futoku is paractised in all familys just peole don't know thye practice it

Person 1: Yo i'm jewish
Person 2: Yo i'm futoku

by sexypanda May 12, 2008

futon

A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.

I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new Yugo?

by Mark Shackelford February 29, 2008

Futon brother

When two buddies have fucked the same girl on the same futon at different times.

John- "I fucked Sarah on the futon."

Sam- "Really? So have I!"

John- "You're my futon brother!"

by Grif192 September 28, 2013

futon

n., Japanese word meaning 'sore back'.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh futon hurt back."

by lotus.tear May 28, 2007

futon

A piece of furnature that two lovers lay on and make sweet sweet love while all of their other friends are in the other room doing proper things.

Josh and Darlene are back there on the futon doing immoral things.

by Josh March 26, 2003

futon

A futon is actually a japanese bed-type thing, a kind of mat that u must roll up after sleeping and store away. the futons that all the above people are talking about are cheap Western imitations, Americanising japanese culture yet again.

Japanese person: I think i will roll out my futon, i am rather tired
Stupid American: I always jam my fingers when i try to roll those things out

by Whakatane girl January 11, 2007

Futon Coma

The state of being one gets due to the comfort of a futon or similar sofas especially while playing video games or watching football. A person experiencing futon coma generally does not move unless acted upon by an outside force.

Fred: Yo, you want to go hit the club tonight?
Jim: Nah man I am experiencing some major futon coma, but there's room for one more, we'll play some MW3.

by jd4_7 November 24, 2011