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HMAS Fuerschke

HMAS Fuerschke can only be defined as the home of the clinically insane, and are unbreakable. This group regularly meets and defies the laws of medical science, they can be seen practicing the art of getting shitfaced and pushing the boundaries of "binge drinking". Selection into this group of "PROFESSIONALS" is more arduous than selection for the SAS, producing a higher failure rate, with more injuries both mentally and physically. Rejection from this group has led to major psychosis for many of the participating candidates. This selection is known as a "the breaking of...".
HMAS Fuerschke 3 man version 2.0 (introduction of rules; 7, 4 and 10), Pants off Friday, room raids at rooting stations, pass the lollipop...
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Hobo Funeral

When your hobo friend dies and you hoist him into the Safeway dumpster. Traditional.
Later on I gave him a traditional Hobo Funeral, like he always said he wanted, in the Safeway dumpster.
by yellowhat September 10, 2012
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Grandma's Funeral

A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse
Tim constantly had to Grandma's Funeral not to spunk in xtina's butt
by Dumpybrown August 2, 2007
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That’s Your Funeral

A way of telling somebodydo what you want but it’s your loss”
Becky: I’ve decided I’m going to get hot pink highlights!
George: welp, that’s your funeral
by Isabel's best friend July 24, 2018
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Funeral Procession

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.
My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.
by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007
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play this at my funeral

A way of showing appreciation of a song.
This phrase is normally used to show that a person found a intentionally bad song funny.
Video - "THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST"
Commenter - "play this at my funeral please"
by sirdefenition June 3, 2017
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funerific

The coolest word soon to be in the English dictionary. Super fun it means.
Guy: Hey dude, had a funerific time last night!

Other Guy: Yeah! Let's do that again sometime!
by FireBlaze September 28, 2006
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