Cunny Funt

A silent fart from the vagina.

Guys, I just did a cunny funt.

by scabbylips December 15, 2015

Funting bastich

Short hand term derived from 2000AD lingo for "Fucking Cunt Bastard Bitch" that is exempt from movie and television censorships, but still being able to get the point across to a younger audience without the likes of HBO screwing up movies in general with poor editing.

- Hey dude! You just shot my foot!

- Relax dude, it's only a flesh wound. Don't be such a funting bastich.

- You're a funting bastich, you bastich funt you!!

by trikespotter November 26, 2011

funt cucker

your friend who you enjoy spending time with, but gradually gets under your skin until you don't like him, then you befriend him the next day

Akbar: "Oh that Tom and Michael, they're right funt cuckers."

by Sebastian 'Spider' Creed January 4, 2010

Cunny funt

A nicer way of saying fucking cunt. Mostly used instead of mad lad or other terms. Highly recommended if you want to make friends.

Shane Dawson: ay nigga, whats your cat up to?
Person #1: nothing much...
Shane Dawson: can i rape it?
Person #1: what a cunny funt

by Ɋㄩ乇乇尺 丂卩卂匚乇 匚ㄖ爪爪ㄩ几丨丂ㄒ☭☭☭ April 25, 2019

chuffing funt

Fucking Cunt, but you can say it in most schools without much problem

Other examples are Foot-In-Front, James Blunt and cuffing funt

Teacher-so... I want a thousand word essay on the cause and effects of marijuana

Matt-Fucking cunt...

Teacher-Excuse me?

Matt-I said chuffing funt!

by Sharn February 29, 2008

Funt

Someone who's fat and a cunt ( a fat cunt)

My teachers a funt

by apolglase95 September 21, 2016

Funt

Usually consists of a old slut named Pamela that likes to wear 12" strap ons and takes devastating right hooks to the gut for doing so in the wrong person's vicinity... She was punched so hard in the gut her vag traded places with her darkstar. End result FUNT - Her cunt runs from the back to the front.

Fuckin Pam fell out her chair after the 50th cap o' G, pissed her self, and blew her Lululemons to smitherines! Unnecessary amount of FUNT TO BE SEEN! LOL

by HeavyMetalSLUT June 30, 2025