funny cigarettes

a joint. Marijuana rolled up in the form of a cigarette to be smoked.

I was outback smoking those funny cigarettes

by Baby Jones July 4, 2006

funny

When someone else gets hurt.

Dude, John just smacked his head on the car door! It was as funny as the time Lisa got bitten by her pet goat!

by Karet Stik January 1, 2009

Post Funny

"Post-Funny" - When something happens and it is not funny but when you think about it in the future it is.

David: Remember that lame joke you told?
Alistair: Haha. That was the best
David: It sucked so much but now it is funny.
David: Hahaha
Alistair: Now that is Post Funny

by Davidrsa December 30, 2010

That Was So Funny I Forgot to Laugh!

A phrase used to mock someone when they say a joke or something they think is absolutely hilarious, but everyone else thinks it's retarded. Sarcasm in its most extreme form.

Chad: "Okay, okay. A Care Bear and a ninja got in a fight. Who one?"
Me: "The ninja."
Chad: "No. The Care Bear. You see, it had just eaten an eighteen inch burrito, and it farted. The stank smell killed the ninja! HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!" *more annoying laughter continues*
Me: "Wow Chad! That was so funny I forgot to laugh!"

by Carrera's Wedge April 19, 2007

see you in the funny pages

An informal goodbye greeting. Usually used to indicate that the recipient is somehow defeated, unworthy, or left behind; hence their worthiness to appear only as a comic strip character in the funny pages.

Boo ya! See you in the funny pages, sucker.

by Jeema November 10, 2005

funny dump

Masturbating while taking a crap. A solo blumpkin.

I'm so frustrated I'm gonna go take a funny dump.

by dj shitdog October 24, 2007

Funnyjunkie

A person that frequents funnyjunk. Like a /b/tard, but with funnyjunk instead of 4Chan.

Bob has an account on funnyjunk, he regularly posts content, and goes there everyday; Bob is a funnyjunkie.

by Bobthebananaman January 1, 2012