fumblefuck

A discombobulated, uncoordinated idiot who runs into crap and can't hold onto anything, physically or mentally.

1. "He's such a fumblefuck..."
2. "Heylo, my name is Darius Fumblefuck."

by Aaron - Jewzilla September 11, 2007

Finger Fumble

When a guy is fingering a girl and he is so bad at it that he slips it in to hard and fast or Pushes to hard it becomes painful and uncomfortable for the female so much so she actually has to have him stop! A girl only has to have this happen once to never let him try that again!

Amy: So how was your night with Benny?

Vicky: Not so great he had a bit of a Finger Fumble..

Amy: Wow guess that was a short lived relationship!

by Forevr Fun 'N" Faithful August 29, 2009

Fumble

Its when the person you love can't stay with you because they can't keep there happy sack tied down to you while still remain in love with you.

"dude she called me saying how i fumble her heart nosense "
" Well you did cheated on her "
" Yea but i still love her "

by Kelly Persona April 25, 2013

Fumblstepper

A person who listens to dubstep now that it has become mainsteam (popular) throught the facebook and tumblr mediums.

My friend Lexi has started listening to dubstep because she is a fumblstepper.

by moltenCherry September 28, 2011

fumblebunt

1. fumblebunt, n. (occurence) - when someone is playing a sport in which hitting the ball the wrong way may be referred to as "bunting" and they attempt to bunt the ball but they fail at life so badly that they fumble it at the same time. This is best viewed in slow-motion.

2. fumblebunt, v. (see above)

3. fumblebunt, n. a dry, crusty, diseased elder lady's vagina.

2. "Did you see the Steelers' quarterback yesterday? He must have a few brain cells missing; he fumblebunted about five times!"

3. Fred: "You guys might think this is weird, but I think a fumblebunt is pretty fuckin' hot in a stanky way."

Bob: "Yeah, that's pretty fuckin' gross, dawg."

by KrustyKreatorofKaos December 22, 2017

fumbus

I don't fucking know, a hamster

Fumbus you fat fuck.

by Fumbus June 25, 2022

fanny fumbling

when a virgin nerd, trying to impress his girlfriend, trying desperately to find where to shove his cock, without success

little jonny cant find his cock so he is fanny fumbling

by cockdickshittitbastard November 20, 2009