Funtera - noun. Coined by J. Grinion Jr (2004).
Funtera is the art of having fun while caning Pantera at high volume.
Examples of funtera can include head-banging, skateboarding, snowboarding, having sex or any other practise whereby fun is had while listening to Pantera.
Recently the practise of funtera has also come to apply to acts of fun performed while listening to ANY form of heavy metal or heavy metal band.
Funtera is the art of having fun while caning Pantera at high volume.
Examples of funtera can include head-banging, skateboarding, snowboarding, having sex or any other practise whereby fun is had while listening to Pantera.
Recently the practise of funtera has also come to apply to acts of fun performed while listening to ANY form of heavy metal or heavy metal band.
"Hey man, you up for some mad-ass funtera today, we're heading off-piste with a shitload of drugs and porn."
"Had some crazy funtera with my girl last night!"
"The Download festival was pure funtera! Fuck yea I'm a loser!"
"Had some crazy funtera with my girl last night!"
"The Download festival was pure funtera! Fuck yea I'm a loser!"
by JoshG January 17, 2008
Get the Funtera mug.A large defecation due to a gastrointestinal reaction to breast milk. Typically in babies but sometimes happens to cucked/live at home zoomers too.
Man I drank some of my wife’s breast milk by accident out of the fridge. It made me take an 8 lb. Fuentes. I feel like I can run 2 miles after that.
by Blurple Bear November 15, 2019
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This is primarily done by asians or nerdy guy is posing with an attractive female actress or model. They usually wrap their arm around the females back and have their hand hover over the females shoulder or waist, without actually touching them.
by dirtyd6767 January 12, 2012
Get the Fuentes'ing mug.Verb: to insist very loudly that you are white, while actually not being white, so you can be racist to people who aren’t white.
Yooo dude this guy on this podcast is ranting about how immigrants totally destroyed america but I just found out he’s Mexican. He’s Fuentesing so hard right now.
by BaileyFeckinQuinn July 9, 2021
Get the Fuentesing mug.Yeah, hey, definitely don't wait outside of the place you're going to shoot up or bang on the door or shout the name of the guy you're trying to kill. You need a clean intercept. Any amount of wait time increases the chance of failure.
Hym "The Fuentes shooter clearly didn't take my course on assassination. You need a clean intercept between you and the target. This is what it should look like:
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Right? You gotta meet them where they are at as they get there. Kind of like the CEO shooter but don't buy shit before and after the kill you fucking idiots. Assassination day is a ZERO TRANSACTION DAY. ZERO PUCHASES. So you can say you were at home alone. Leave your phone at the house. Buy a burner. Why are you going to a gas station before you kill someone? Dumb. That's why."
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Right? You gotta meet them where they are at as they get there. Kind of like the CEO shooter but don't buy shit before and after the kill you fucking idiots. Assassination day is a ZERO TRANSACTION DAY. ZERO PUCHASES. So you can say you were at home alone. Leave your phone at the house. Buy a burner. Why are you going to a gas station before you kill someone? Dumb. That's why."
by Hym Iam December 21, 2024
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by KevinGenderFluidLover July 28, 2021
Get the Kevin Fuentes mug.Thicc Fuentes is a word that refers to Vic Fuentes, the frontman of the band Piece the Veil, having a phat ass. Fans commonly use this term as a nickname for Vic because his ass is so voluptuous that it makes every straight Christian homophobe that thinks emo culture is the devil want to spank it or even fuck it.
Person 1: "Damn Thicc Fuente's ass is so juicylicious"
Person 2 : "You're damn right it is."
Vic Fuentes: "Wow my ass is so thicc and phat that people call me Thicc Fuentes."
Person 2 : "You're damn right it is."
Vic Fuentes: "Wow my ass is so thicc and phat that people call me Thicc Fuentes."
by thecrustyemo May 10, 2023
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