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Mainstream Fucktion

mainstream fiction which lacks craft, character development, and often deals with trite topics such as vampire romance involving feeble and helpless female characters waiting for rescue.
Hey Ted, let's check out the Mainstream Fucktion section to see if we can find any new vampire books.
by Jada Danger Hemingway February 19, 2010
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fuckstation

n. A wax slab used in the female circumcision ceremonies of the upper nubian tribes (who occupied the nile cattaracts in the 20's AD).
The item is described in the 'Alexandrian Hisotories' published by the historian "Livy".
"And a new layer was shorn forth of the fuckstation and the young girl came forward and cleaved what was hers."
by cortical homunculus January 8, 2005
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Fucklationship

When you and someone else aren't in a relationship such as boyfriend or girlfriend, but you have sex together. Can be an open or closed relationship.

Another name for friends with benefits
Person A: Are you guys boyfriend and girlfriend?

Person B: Nope we're in a fucklationship.
by supagirl21 October 24, 2012
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mind fuckation

"thats some crazy mind fuckation, bro"
by marisa and ally September 19, 2012
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Funktuation

Funktuation is the usage of bodily functions as punctuation in a sentence or situation. Particularly colorful farts and/or belches can often be substituted for traditional punctuation options. When attempting to prove a point or simply add a nice flavor to conversation, funktuation is the way to go.
"OMG. Your funktuation is overwhelming my entire central nervous system."

"We were really hitting it off until we started talking politics and she funktuated her frustration."

"I was definitely winning that argument until Sebastian funktuated his rebuttal with a particularly juicy wharbler."
by AndytheArbiter December 7, 2010
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fuckination

I just had a Fuckination where i was fucking Angelina Jolie
by Rvgandhi1988 August 13, 2006
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