Fuckson

A fucked up human that is distressed

Fuckson was not nice at all

by Mickabille June 19, 2020

Fuckton

A liquid measurement roughly equating 1200 Buttloads.

The streamer had a secret stash of Feet Pics, roughly a fuckton of them.

by CreativeInsomnia1 November 2, 2020

Fuckton

equal over 9000 shitloads

That dude weighs a fuckton.

by Mister Ease March 22, 2022

zi*fuckoinkies

a cross between jinkies and zoinks, the catchphrases commonly used by characters in the show "Scooby-Doo Where Are You?"

Boy: Now let's see who's really behind this mask...
Girl: zi*fuckoinkies!

by thenepalflag July 30, 2018

fuckmoney

when money is granted upon an employer(PIMP) from the employee(WHORE)

" Betta give papa his fuckmoney for he pulls out his whippin-spoon!"

by JAWPS December 4, 2007

Fuckzone

To use someone just for sex without any intention of committing to them.

Ex1:
Sarah: He hasn't called me back yet. Do you think he will call me back?
Mary: I think he fuckzoned you, Mary.

Ex2:
On average, guys are friendzoned while women are fuckzoned.

by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2020

Metric Fuckton

A standard unit of measurement for amount. One metric fuckton is equal to 25 shitloads, a shitload is equal to 25 assloads, and an assload is equal to 50 of anything. By this logic, a shitload is 1250 of anything, and a metric fuckton is 31250 of anything.

Guy A: I had a metric fuckton of homework to do last night.
Guy B: I only have a shitload to do, and I thought I had a lot...

by Phazerrr April 29, 2023